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Russell - 27 - MN This blog is a hot mess.

[puffsaddy]

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

[bunkey]

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

[abercrombee]

Just topped my boyfriend while he was playing animal crossing

God I wish that were me

[the1918]

has this been done before or

[mostly-just-confused]

This is why god made most gays bad at math

[auurrra]

This will never not be funny.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

[frikiskrew]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Im so obsessed with the fact gibbons have the gayest stance in the animal kingdom.

[megoosa]

is he… yknow…

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[josemoneyz]

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

Quarantining: Buffy Summers edition 🚷⚠️🏠

[homomedia]

More Lil Nas X birthday tweets

🤠👏🏽🥳

[adeles]

#me af  

[paulthebukkit]

Art in its purest form

[invadcrs]

so who...

who tryna be friends

🥺

👉🏼👈🏼

[paninimaker]

Im sorry but when people do the 👉👈 thing it makes me die bc in american sign language putting your fingers together like that means gay sex

Im sorry

[vennitrii]

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[lyingfigure]

yeah who tryna be friends 👉👈

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[lesbiankiliel]

why is english like this

[nick-avallone]

Quarantine is going well

[ophida-in-herba]

Jesus fuck

[officialinternet]

I’m in tears 

[nick-avallone]

If u like tiktok I’m @nickagain! I have more vids I’ll be posting this week 🤓

[lazuli43]

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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault