Flora Floret (independant)

The Independent (soon to be) Floret. Terran conspiracy theorists (Pro?)Affini propaganda Totally not gonna have her secret space station get raided by affini Pseudonym/stage name of starry from @harborbasehdg

[florafloret]

Good morning my stars and stardusts~ here’s a fun fact for your day, every haustoric implant comes programmed standard to develop a mesh around your brain that makes getting a concussion impossible.

This means you can’t punch a floret to knock them out and the only thing you’ll end up accomplishing is making them cry and giving them some bruises, which is one way to get forcibly domesticated and brainwashed so much you’ll be convinced your parents actually gave you the first name muffin.

[florafloret]

This just in my starlights and stardusts!

One of our expert feels reporters has just informed us back at the studio that performing oral sex on a floret will get you high 85% of the time.

However that increase to 97% if you can get them to climax.

A lot of florets are on orgasm blocking drugs though so data may be skewed.

[mara-predap-first-floret]

Okay, color me curious... why?

[florafloret]

According to our experts in the feild it’s something to do with the xenodrugs building up in the mucus membranes. So eating a floret out or sucking one off allows for those drugs to get transferred from the eager floret to you.

Either that or our experts keep getting drugged without realizing and their data is being intentionally skewed by local affini

[florafloret]

This just in my starlights and stardusts!

One of our expert feels reporters has just informed us back at the studio that performing oral sex on a floret will get you high 85% of the time.

However that increase to 97% if you can get them to climax.

A lot of florets are on orgasm blocking drugs though so data may be skewed.

[florafloret]

Hey there my star and stardust’s! Sorry it’s been a few days. Turns out my last broadcast took more out of me than anticipated (plus a minor surgery in the way) but we’re back! Which leads us to our main story. Haustoric implants, what are they?

Well listeners I’ve got the inside scoop for you, things they won’t tell you in those domestication centers. Did you know your implant can be configured to change a lot more than just your mind? This is actually partially because of the nature of the affini as a warrior species.

A haustoric implant will make you stronger, faster, you’ll heal quicker and better, they’ll make you think clearly or not at all depending on your owner’s preferences, tweaking your body into top physical form in ways you won’t even notice until months down the line.

What I’m saying is the affini literally turn us into demigods so we can better serve as their pets. Do you really trust someone willing to make you the best version of yourself to take care of you?

Edit: posted this to the wrong blog originally lol

[harborbasehdg]

Hey there my star and stardust’s! Sorry it’s been a few days. Turns out my last broadcast took more out of me than anticipated (plus a minor surgery in the way) but we’re back! Which leads us to our main story. Haustoric implants, what are they?

Well listeners I’ve got the inside scoop for you, things they won’t tell you in those domestication centers. Did you know your implant can be configured to change a lot more than just your mind? This is actually partially because of the nature of the affini as a warrior species.

A haustoric implant will make you stronger, faster, you’ll heal quicker and better, they’ll make you think clearly or not at all depending on your owner’s preferences, tweaking your body into top physical form in ways you won’t even notice until months down the line.

What I’m saying is the affini literally turn us into demigods so we can better serve as their pets. Do you really trust someone willing to make you the best version of yourself to take care of you?

[florafloret]

Good morning my stars and stardusts!

I want you all to remember that you’re not alone, you rebels out there hiding from the weeds.

You’re not their only campaign, as we speak the affini are starting another domestication campaign, they’ve just discovered a species of semi aquatic xenos with 4 arms, that relies on sonar to see

two weeks ago they found a species of nomadic avians who had somehow made it to space a lot earlier in their development than expected.

So if you rebels ever start to disparage your situation you can always remember you’re going through the same thing as entire civilizations, and hopefully that’s all you need~