Basically Bridget Jones

Anna. 18. USA.

[bang]

[crimesonsatin]

not to be dramatic but 850 years of human history is burning down and it feels more and more like the end of the world

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[beverlylaurels]

Favorite Things: A$AP Rocky on Vampire Weekend

[kristenbouchard]

*ends things w a boy* *wakes up w clear skin two days later* coincidence? I think not

[honigimohr]

[eyeofscottie]

[666-ninetales]

my vibe when the Outfit™ on point

[triplesixmafia]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *swallows my pride and texts first*

me: *gets ignored*

me: 911 i’d like to report a clown….her name is booboo the fool

[maisonderriere]

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[t-hy-lla]

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just

bad

[agrifuture]

[bakchic]

Pink haven 🌺…#morocco #plantsonpink (à Morocco)

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

[moonlovingay]

[justbadpuns]