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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@amidthefallingsnow
I need popcorn and hot chocolate and some god damn pain relief pls and thank
am i getting better looking or am i just loving myself more
Muslim brothers and sisters
So I found this app called Scan Halal where you scan the bar code of your food and it tells you if its halal or not. It’s a free app too. Pass this on so others can see and worry a little less about their food/snack choices
Yessss, it is very handy especially in non-muslim countries
If you reblog this for no other reason, do it because it’ll piss off Pauline Hanson. And pissing off Pauline Hanson is reason enough to do anything.
Pissing off Pauline Hanson is my favourite pass time
If you reblog this for no other reason, reblog it to make a Muslim feel safer, more accepted, and/or more informed about food.
Other people and their needs are not your game pieces to use to offend others or make yourself feel better.
This is actually a cool app! I had a customer come into my candy store and we discovered that certain flavors of the same brand of candy sticks were okay to eat! It was really handy for them to be able to scan it rather than rely on the ingredient list, which could be flawed sometimes!
oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?
hits different now
Disabled girls with hairy legs are beautiful
Disabled girls with hairy armpits are beautiful
Disabled girls who are bald are beautiful
Disabled girls who are overweight are beautiful
Disabled girls who are underweight are beautiful
Disabled girls with loose skin are beautiful
Disabled girls with discolored and liverspots and wrinkles are beautiful
Disabled girls who are so thin their bones show are beautiful
Disabled girls with dont have flat stomachs are beautiful
Disabled girls with eyebags are beautiful
Disabled girls who have psychosis are beautiful
Disabled girls who use mobility devices are beautiful
Disabled girls with missing organs and devices in them are beautiful
Disabled girls with ostomy bags are beautiful
Disabled girls with anxiety and depression are beautiful
Disabled girls with paranoia are beautiful
Disabled girls on medication are beautiful
Disabled girls of any and all kinds are beautiful
Disabled girls are amazing and worthy of positivity.
Add more if you like
those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go
The Seasons by Alphonse Mucha
I just used “oh ok” like 2 mins ago
I use oh okay and no problem about 50 times a day I feel like
an everyday cycle
“I understand” and “oh ok” 1234567times a day
don’t worry about it! oof
“no problem” and “oh ok”
“it’s fine”
“dw (don’t worry)”
Why are all my catchphrases in this post?
as much as i love myself some pining and yearning and repression, if the end result isn’t a happy ending and if the whole point isn’t love then i’m not interested, thanks
iconic!
this is the plot to mama mia
THINGS YOU NEED TO BE A WITCH
a desire to learn
an oddly strong love for the moon, the sun, or both
an open mind
time
a little humility
salt, probably
THINGS YOU DON’T NEED TO BE A WITCH
a vagina
nor a uterus
fancy tools
money
formal training
a fancy witch name
a neurotypical brain
major talent right off the bat (this is a SKILL, you learn it, not everything will just come naturally)
I’m just going to leave this here…
im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”
Done
Cowards won’t reblog this version.
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before
Throwback lol
I feel old lol
No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today
early 2000s