#bartender morty

[stannedchez]

More randomised Pocket Morty’s !

Sausage Morty is cursed and I never want to see him ever again, thanks!

[seaweeeeedcat]

Bartender Morty finally gave up trying to keep Miami on the other side of the counter after so long 

[hompar]

Doodles.

[askricknmorty2]

Bartender Morty and Big Morty pregnancy story .

who’s pregnant?: Bartender Morty

how does the not-pregnant party react?: Big Morty is confused since he doesn’t know where this came to be.

were they trying to have a baby?: Nope… in fact they aren’t anything more than work acquaintances neither of them know the others dimension code.

who do they tell first?: no one told anyone… in fact no one know until he gave birth.

break it down month by month and tell us how things go!: months 1-4: morning sicknessmonths 5-6: cravingsmonths 7-8: mood swings major weight gainmonth 9: what the fuck is this kicking, wait what the fUCCK? TAKE ME TO THE MCFUCKING HOSPITAL.

what happens when labor starts?: confusion, screaming, pain, lots and lots of cursing

how does the birth go?: normally, in terms of pushing it out… still painful as hell he couldn’t walk for a month afterward… he pees when he coughs now.

what is/are their kid(s) like?: not sure… they seem to keep to themselves… oddly quiet…. tends to sneak up on people with out realizing how quiet they really are.

[m-othfeets]

a "draw the squad" of my pocket mortys team, they're a bunch of hungry bOYS

[pocketlikeyoustoleit]

HES SO SNAZZY I LOVE HIM

[waytray]

🎄 Here’s my @rnmsecretsanta gift for @momo-demonte !! 🎄

Thank you for waiting until now~! 💖 Merry Christmas and happy holidays dawg!! 

update: i took a pic with better light ^^

[mortyfied-rick]

Ok but bartender Morty is the cutest