this loser now jkjk best boy is here .. sorry if you were waiting for badass grey spy you got baited
i had to think really hard about headcanons that complement his canon depiction because he's not as expressive as the spies . i think he shouldnt be flexing his award-winning grin all the time so this will be closer to sergio aragones' depictions of him
alfred neuman: general info
irsh + polish + american (yikes)
graysexual and intersex (he/she/they) (holy woke)
appearance: (i didnt make many changes)
wiry frame, flimsy (5'5, 126 lbs)
casual clothing, values comfort and style
vaguely smells like lemons
very little muscle but potential
cheery, and incredibly naïve (which black hates)
knows a lot of "useless" facts
ragebaiter (works on black)
makes puns all the time for no reason
always wants to be going on missions with spies
really digs painting (this one is very canon trust)
loves gf A LOT but wants to come off as he's chill (he fails)
favorite film is who framed roger rabbit? and UHF
favorite flowers are marigolds
as an animal, would either be a tabby cat or a dolphin
some inspirations are peacock from skullgirls, weird al obviously, and narancia ghirga + gappy higashikata from jojo's bizarre adventure . also this drawing fucking sucks but hes just so ugly /j
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