[knifefightscene]

im mhdfhfsghdghdfhgc

[heyitsmeterra]

the ad breaks are SENDING me

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[flowerchilddom]

facts 😭

[lmm-43]

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

[thegoodvybe]

[thegoodvybe]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[catersgonnacate]

tbh just as scared of the ghost of Eartha Kitt haunting me as I am of Madame Zeroni

[migasaurus-rex]

I wish you missed these hands Along the small of your back when we’d be lying in bed I wish you missed these lips

[flowerchilddom]

I guess I’ll always be second best 😔

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Because one day, you will wake up in the middle of the night and wonder what could have been. Because you will be lying there, with a life you settled for, while I’m out living mine. Thank you.

[f0rest-elf]

[meanthoughtscheapshots]

survival.

[weloveshortvideos]

[heyhowiee]

how we all thought 2017 would go versus how it’s actually going

[hosey-deactivated20181224]

I love this.

[justdropithere]

Arthur Gosse - MANGO Man Frames of Summer, May 2017

[justdropithere]

Arthur Gosse - MANGO Man Frames of Summer, May 2017

[negritaaa]

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[bombshellssonly]

@aiyanaalewis