Santiago

[manyafandomx]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[planetofcock]

[omgmenn]

Tom Waithe "Hockey butt" 🏒

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[thevastnessof]

it’s actually quite easy to take over a small local government group if you really want to, bc if you volunteer consistently people will just put you in charge of whatever. I’m now one of like three people at a nature preserve making official decisions about trails, putting in a prairie, and designing a series of illustrations for a storybook trail etc., and it’s just because last summer I started coming over once a week to help the naturalist out for a couple hours. Mine now. you too can steal an organization and shape it to your will 🫵

[pkmn-ruby]

😡😡😡😡😡

[priezpourlui]

[hivmvkx]

“liked your post” how bout you like me instead

[iiumz]

[b0x-clever]

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[blessedhouse1998]

[maruchanishere]

Normal tumblr mutual hangout

[officialjiggly]

sucking dick is demeaning

[splashes-n-stuff]

De meaning of life 😎

[eddycocaine]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy