Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
Holy cow, yes!
Also: companies changing the formula of something after you've used it forever
Too much perfume in an elevator making you itchy
Accidentally eating a "no no" food
Drinking a coffee with the wrong amount of caffeine
Bad air days
Using the wrong detergent
