Manic pixie nightmare

[meglm]

Guys just finished the new ep of “My Microphone my Microphone and My Microphone” and I am experiencing second hand anxiety.

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[thehaveits]

dont be a slave to the limitations of Halloween, be a macabre bitch every day

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A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

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Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

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please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

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Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

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for you

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[saint-hemlock]

@sparrowlicious

[colossalcryptid]

@autobotphoenix

[tomb-of-madeline]

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

[esperides]

tag your vibe

days of the week;

monday: snoozing your alarm clock, navy, seeing the moon in the morning, vanilla ice cream, writing poetry, blurry photographs, windswept hair, iced coffee

tuesday: seeing a cat on the street, a light rain shower, untied shoelaces, indistinct music from someone else’s earphones, empty coffee shops, denim jackets, long train rides

wednesday: pastel highlighters, drinking water, group laughter, plucking daisy petals, floral scents, counting down to a birthday, peonies

thursday: old books, a downpour, telling the truth, comfortable silence, hand holding, wrapping a gift, the smell of leather, reminiscence

friday: neon lights, sweet cravings, a little bit drunk, falling in love with a stranger, remembering your dreams, cherry red, late night showers, desserts at midnight

saturday: watering plants, childhood cartoons, a bowl of cereal, meeting someone new, waking up early and laying in bed, spontaneous plans, sitting on a rooftop

sunday: strawberry smoothies, golden hour, a soft feeling of wistfulness, lazy afternoons, 4pm naps, lofi mixes, deja vu, long daydreams, lighting sparklers

[ithelpstodream]

[babyanimalgifs]

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[flowerpunkk-archive]

I had such an amazing Purim last night hanging out with @therenegadegabbai , who is even cuter in person than she is on tumblr. Thanks so much for an amazing evening, babe!

[fanonical]

fred and george’s second favourite day is halloween

every year they top themselves with pranks. one year they made flying pumpkins that slowly morph to resemble you as they follow you around

[starlightomatic]

Their favorite day is Purim

[racheltheclumsy]

They don’t even care that they aren’t Jewish. They just crash the hogwarts Hillel dressed up as god knows what and the Jewish kids are just like, there’s the Weasly twins again and then they just go on with their holiday cause honestly it’s way funner when Fred and George are there. A holiday where you dress up, eat cookies and get wasted? Hell yes.

[starlightomatic]

A holiday for trickery and pranks?  Gred and Forge are there.

Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes has Purim sales every year, and Jewish wizards from across the British isles (and beyond!) flock to their shop to buy everything they’ll need.  It quickly becomes a tradition among magical British Jewry.

[if-i-am-not-for-me]

Fred and George, the ultimate shabbos goyim.

[lazarusemma]

I had to reblog from the moment I read “Hogwarts Hillel”

[waltzing-with-my-inner-geek]

@hiddenhogwarts

[glumshoe]

Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide.”

[ygrittebardots]

the prince of egypt + the onion

[fuwaprince]

2 moods:

1. where is my cat??????

2. there is my cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wanderthewood]

Ashness Woods, Cumbria, England by J R Oliver

[raggedybearcat]

tag urself I’m pesach

[ceslatoil]

Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.

[loislanespulitzerprize]

@wicked-felina

[cumaeansibyl]

Lestat: WHY DON’T WE GLITTER I WAS ROBBED

Louis: Does he ask our pity? He can walk in the sunlight, whereas we, foul creatures of darkness as we are, are forever barred from God’s kindly li –

Lestat, upending a pound of iridescent craft glitter on his head: SHUT UP LOUIS

[swimmingferret]

Everyone on this post is gonna be sued by Anne Rice

[thebiscuiteternal]

Okay, but this is missing out on the glorious tags of the OP: #what kind of SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT would ever imagine Lestat#a man who crawled out of the swamps of new orleans because his ex wrote a book and was /getting more attention than him/#and then proceeded to become a GLAM ROCK DIVA and Slut For Fame™️#just so people wouldn’t forget who was Doing Better after the breakup#wouldn’t just absolutely snort a tub of glitter like so much expensive cocaine#lestat de lioncourt - ultimate nightmare toreador#cowards#have you met him even once

[okiedoketm]

TAZ and its characters described as cards against humanity 

bonus: guess who