flowers garden

a garden filled with bees (did)

[flowersgardens]

at sone point i want a game like one shot to have a hidden achievement called good eye, something was wrong for when you do a story required game reset

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[itsapmseymour]

Reblog to infect your timeline with:

[flowersgardens]

what if a shapeshifter just shapeshifted a wound away? do you only bleed out because your just bad at shapeshifting

[flowersgardens]

you know what fuck you, ima juge your talent off your first artworks

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[flowersgardens]

my brain is dirty, i need to go to the brain washing machine

[flowersgardens]

eve pronounced like dvd

[deltaruneposts]

Gerson's dialogue for selecting the "Nowhere" option in this room changes depending on if you're on the Weird Route or not.

[pukicho]

puki i’m about to consume you

Do it. kill me. Do it.

[mizotek]

have a jade or whateva

[kii-tty]

[flowersgardens]

me when i find a cool rock

[h4h4n0tfunny]

This will always make me laugh

[pukicho]

Worst dog name, go.

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

[pukicho]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cis men who hate trump! you now especially have a great way of protesting. literally just wear a skirt. paint your nails. put on some eyeshadow. commit gender fuckery you otherwise wouldn't bother with as an act of protest. because how fucking dare they tell ANY of us how we should be forced to dress and act and exist.

stand with your trans siblings: let's fight this nazi shit together

[i-am-a-fish]

I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post

[flowersgardens]

jokes on you, herobrion was patched out last pach

[flowersgardens]

…oh no