This is just shitposts

Hey there. Seems like you've found this totally useless blog whilst scrolling through Tumblr. Good for you. ...Anyways. This blog is shitposts. There's nothing more to be said.

[shadesalvarez-deactivated201612]

animation lessons with ross o'donovan

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why are porn blogs following me????

like

can you not

[foodforfatties]

[ka1to-remade-deactivated2019081]

[illogicalarchive]

eue`

[f4th3r---p33p3r]

This is not okay.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

Oh fuck you

[shubbabang]

do not compare yourself to leonardo da vinci

[greelin]

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

[sharkologydesign-deactivated202]

[thrillervevo]

[lopunnykin]

i scream you scream we all scream for

scream scream

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[screams forever]

[powerfulwizard]

Every Single Person That Reblogs This Before February 2016

will get a drawing based on their URL!

[nialltheirishking93]

PLSPLSOSLSPLSPSLSSP

[etherialism]

im calling bs on this 

[powerfulwizard]

You’re going to be one of the only people that doesn’t get one

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

When you taking a group photo and everybody off guard , but you stay camera ready..

[milkywayhaim]

I swear that girl never got caught off guard

[flowery-shitposts]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[istimetoforget]

[skygenders]

Tumblr and Puns

[synthset]

//WHEEZE//

[alphys-the-scientist-blog]

@skeledonewithyourshit @ofbadtimes

[dimensionalbox]

Underfell Headcanon: Alpha Flowey Battle?

So, I’ve seen people’s concepts for an “Alpha Flowey” for Underfell, and it’s got me thinking - what would make him want to assume that form? What exactly would the final battle be about? Wouldn’t he, upon becoming a near-god at the end of a pacifist or neutral run, just fix everything? Well, that’s the thing - he WOULD fix everything. He’d make everyone friendly and nice BY FORCE. Instead of letting the monsters open up to each other when they’re comfortable, and learn kindness and compassion on their own terms, he’ll just take away their free will, and he’ll finally have what he wants. He’ll finally have the friends he’s been trying to make for so long. He’ll finally be happy, and safe, and loved. And it’s thanks to you that he has the human SOULS to achieve that… after all, isn’t that what you’ve been trying to do all this time? Then why aren’t you happy? Why aren’t you smiling!? So of course, when you tell him that what he wants to do is wrong, he throws a god-sized temper tantrum. He accuses you of being no better than they are. And then he assumes his ‘Alpha’ form, and attacks you with everything he’s got, with the intent to brainwash you and MAKE you love him. ‘Cause even if he’s been nice to you all this time… he’s still soul-less. Alpha Flowey is still Flowey. Edit: Bonus pre-battle dialogue under the cut!

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sWEET SUMMER CHILD