jiang cheng my beloved

adri // 22 // he/him

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[cryptotheism]

If I was alive in the 1500s I would 100% be some court scribe who does weird occult shit on the side, but my noble failson patron can't fire me because my knowledge of contemporary fireplace technology means his house is actually warm. He's like 30% sure I got the knowledge from a demon but not enough to fuck me over about it.

[cryptotheism]

We have sweaty gay sex or whatever too.

[revengeismygender]

Today I learned that the tag “laugh rule” refers to a rule where if you laugh you have to reblog something. Not me being on this site for years and years and thinking that people were making a joke about living under laugh rule the way you would live under, say, mob rule.

I’ve literally used the tag and been thinking to myself “ah yes, laugh rule. where humor is king and the memes you trade are the currency of empire”

[important-animal-images]

[elfgrunge]

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

[portalpet]

[ovur]

[restacks]

first post-covid painting

[medusasbush]

opening tumblr like hello friends in my pocket im sad would you be so dear as to objectify me a bit

[without-ado]

Asteroid Sar2667 viewed from the Southern Netherlands

l GijsDeReijke l Feb. 13, 2023

[llovinghome]

scraggly bridge

[bowling-with-skulls]

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

[medley]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CnSoTZ0S_mC/

[moshfegh-pilled-deactivated2024]

(when she says she likes to be degraded) you are dust and to dust you shall return

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[greelin]

see it never even occurs to me that you can fight & kill vampires. that’s not my first, immediate thought when i see them. not the penetration i have in mind

[simsgonewrong]

my sims only friend is his kitchen counter.