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[fluerett3]

Mmmnfph... Shang qinghua~~~~

[anjellicles]

this is a dtiys!! og picture is by @gatorix1 🥳

[vebokki]

morning routine

[love4bingge]

In his past life as Xiang Fei, shang qinghua always felt a bit insecure about being a little chubby. He wasn't overweight, but he was on the stocky side and was far from having a six pack. Just because he could barely afford to eat doesn't mean he was skinny, okay??? He could only afford junk food! Not his fault. So of course he wrote a power fantasy novel where the ml has a six pack and is buff as all heavens. Anyways, after transmigrating into Shang Qinghua, he was delighted to have a cultivator's body (he can practice inedia and finally be buff and skinny and get all kinds of hot chicks!) And that works out well for a good while. (the skinny part, not the hot chicks part.) Until he starts working for mobei jun full time, and well, being a demon lord's right hand man is stressful! He deserves to have some treats even if he doesn't technically NEED to eat. So sqh starts eating northern demon pastries and treats. He's a bit put off by the wild ingredients some have, but many of them almost resemble sweets back home! And, well, maybe he does gain a bit of weight. Nothing that some cultivating and training cant fix! But he really doesn't have time for that. He realizes at some point he's "ruined" the original goods handsome body and made it all squishy and unappealing. Too bad...he should cut down on the sweets! Later. When he's not swamped with work. Mobei jun is the horniest he's ever been in his life, and the most dangerous. Demon beauty standards are different than human ones; a plump mate means a mate who is well cared for and will bear strong children. In short, shang qinghua looks insanely wife shaped and breedable. And mobei jun KNOWS the other demons know this. He KNOWS they'll be all over his human. But shang qinghua remains oblivious, because he thinks gaining some pudge means he's ugly now, and no human let alone demon would want him. He's okay with that, not that he has time to be sexy anyways, but he does mourn the loss of the original goods good looks. So be it! he will happily munch on his treats because life is too short and paperwork is too hard for inedia. Mobei jun is fighting for his life to not bend his assistant over on the nearest surface and giving him the children his body is begging for. Look at those hips, it would be a CRIME not to breed him. He becomes paranoid to an insane degree about everyone around him also lusting after what's his, especially the bakers providing qinghua with treats. He takes it upon himself to learn how to bake. It can't be that hard, right? And he needs to be ready for when shang qinghua is pregnant and has food cravings...

[love4bingge]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

stumbled across this fic today thats pretty much exactly like this eat up guys!! Go read it and support the author

(still not up to posting regularly again…finals…sobs. But I couldnt not post this)

[siriusly-sydney]

depressed pickle be like: "i'm gonna dill myself"

[guiltfactory]

the top sucks at giving and the bottom sucks at receiving and they would never ever consider switching things up

[love4bingge]

Bingge is a rape victim and a rapist and very few of you are ready for this conversation considering how many of you act like shen jius victimhood cancels out him being an abuser

it’s the same with bingge just the opposite. People think he can’t be a victim bc he’s an abuser

[love4bingge]

let’s not forget his first time having sex was rape and that tolerating women's (likely much older) advances from a young age was normalized to him. Bingge is raped by the universe itself. He never had a choice to not bed hundreds of women-what is that if not rape? And due to the inherently dubcon nature of aphrodisiacs, he is almost never in a state to give informed consent, making most of the times he has sex mutually non consensual. And BEYOND that, he literally cannot NOT have sex thanks to xin mo. Not only does it alter his mind to make him seek sex, but it also demands it of him, even if he is in a sound enough mind to refuse. Bingge is above all, the manifestation of how miserable and dehumanizing the patriarchal ideal of a man is to be. Reduced to fighting and sex. Stripped to the bare instincts of an animal for the enjoyment of voyeurs he cannot perceive. He seeks to bed shen qingqiu (yuan) so quickly after receiving the slightest kindness, and often this is spun as a joke about Shen yuans wifebeam or how whipped or closeted Bingge is. But if it was a woman offering herself sexually to a man who had always abused her showing the slightest bit of kindness it would be recognized as the hypersexual and self destructive behavior that it is. Someones gender, proximity to power, and sexual dominance heavily affects who we perceive as “able” to be victims. Men raped by women and forced to penetrate rape are NEVER given the same weight as forcibly penetrated rape as it’s seen as “less violating”. Bingge could not be any LESS in your face about the violation of his autonomy and body. Violated by the genre, by countless women, by sex pollen, by a fuckass evil sword. The fact he came on to shen yuan sexually after only a moment of kindness makes me think he views his ability to give pleasure as the only thing he can give someone. I have so much to say about this

[inuyaoisha]

cumplane

[anjellicles]

found the funniest meme to apply to bq srry not srry

[todo-rororo]

one thing that always leaves me astounded is the fact that there are people who read svsss and hate luo binghe???? like how do you read about this darling little baby (who has committed a tiny amount of crimes maybe) and hate him! How can there be anyone in this world who hates luo binghe! ITS LUO FUCKING BINGHE!!!!!!!

[noondove]

At the end of the day both top and bottom Yue Qingyuan are extremely good, as long as both ways he's incredibly pathetic, eager to please, and weird about it. Except with Tianlang-jun. He can be a little standoffish with him.

[disgracefulthings]

Tianlang-Jun: I miss my mean top

Yue Qingyuan: Me too...

Tianlang-Jun: Hey I have an idea: let's make out!

Yue Qingyuan: How will that fix anything?

Tianlang-Jun: Oh it won't, but at least we'll be too horny to be sad!

Yue Qingyuan: I think it'll only make us horny and sad

Tianlang-Jun: I'm not hearing a no~

[alikamorein]

Spot the difference challenge, mission impossible. Tianlang Jun is having a great time.

[foxfeast]

After everything is finally over and he’s happily married to the love of his life, Luo Binghe decides that he really doesn’t want to be the emperor of the demonic realm anymore. It was never his dream, okay?! He was only doing it to show Shizun that he was strong and capable of taking care of him, but now he just really wants to settle down in a cottage with his Shizun and raise chickens and grow a garden! He wants to be a housewife!

Of course, this means that someone else has to become the new emperor, so Luo Binghe goes to Tianlang-jun first to try and give his father his title back.

“Nope,” says Tianlang-jun. He’s never had an interest in ruling the demonic realm, and now that Zhuzhi-lang isn’t here to handle all the serious stuff for him, he has even less of an interest in it. Besides, he’s just gotten married to his Qingyuan, and he’s perfectly content being a pampered and spoiled wife of a Peak Lord! He has all the time in the world to get railed and read bad porn novels! He’s not giving that up for a title he’s never wanted.

Luo Binghe is frustrated, but he can’t say that he doesn’t understand his father’s sentiments, so he goes to Sha Hualing next. On the surface she might not seem like the perfect candidate, but she’s basically been running the demonic realm for Luo Binghe this entire time anyway. Plus, Luo Binghe is certain that Sha Hualing wouldn’t pass up the chance to beat his ass for the title.

“No way,” says Sha Hualing. Sure, it was once her dream to become the empress of the demonic realm, and she often fantasized about beating the shit out of Luo Binghe. However, she’s recently discovered the delight that is Liu Mingyan and now she has no interest in doing something that would take her away from her precious Mingyan. The woman is freakier than she looks, okay?! Sha Hualing is having the time of her life having the world’s kinkiest sex! There are even knives involved!

Luo Binghe can’t say he gets this, but he moves on anyway. There’s only one other person he can ask to take over the mantle, so he goes to Mobei-jun.

“…” says Mobei-jun with a scowl, which is the equivalent of him stamping his foot and shouting ‘NO!’. He’s never been good at ruling—he speaks better with his fists than he does with his words. Besides, after seeing all the bullshit Luo Binghe has had to go through as the emperor, he has no desire to become the emperor anymore. He’s no good at delegating resources or administration at all, and to be honest, he’s really bad at math. That’s why Qinghua handles all his paperwork!

That’s when it clicks in Luo Binghe’s head that the perfect candidate for emperor of the demonic realm has been under his nose this entire time. He summons Tianlang-jun, Sha Hualing, Mobei-jun, and the candidate in question to discuss this.

“I think Shang-shishu should be the emperor,” says Luo Binghe without preamble.

Shang Qinghua nearly faints on the spot. He thinks this is a cruel joke meant to fuck with him—everyone knows hamsters are easily frightened to death, after all!

Yet to Shang Qinghua’s immense horror, he sees the four most powerful people in the world taking this suggestion very seriously.

“I have no objections,” says Tianlang-jun. Of course he wouldn’t! The guy is so placid you could suggest marrying a fish off to a dog and he’d just delightedly agree! All he lives for is chaos and satisfying his own whims—Shang Qinghua would know, he created the guy!

“I agree. Peak Lord Shang is fit for the job,” says Sha Hualing. Shang Qinghua, while flattered by her compliment, trusts her judgement even less than Tianlang-jun’s. He knows that all this saintess cares about is having increasingly alarming sex with her wife. Additionally, she’s always been eager to shirk off the ‘boring’ tasks to other people. How is this any different?!

“Mn,” says Mobei-jun, gazing at Shang Qinghua with a small smile and eyes brimming with so much pride and joy. This is the equivalent of him jumping up and down and going ‘YIPPEE!’. Shang Qinghua can’t believe that his husband is actually supporting this notion, especially since he thought that Mobei-jun would want to keep him working in his palace forever. He seriously can’t believe this turn of events.

Shang Qinghua insists that he can’t be the emperor of the demonic realm—he’s a human, and a Peak Lord, at that! However, the demons in the room are not listening to him. Sha Hualing and Luo Binghe have already moved on to discuss the intricacies and delights of rope bondage, while Mobei-jun and Tianlang-jun have started kicking each other. In a last ditch attempt, Shang Qinghua turns to Shen Qingqiu (who is never away from Luo Binghe, not anymore.)

“Bro, you gotta help me out! Tell them I can’t do it!” Shang Qinghua pleads, clasping his hands together.

Shen Qingqiu just waves his fan and raises an eyebrow at Shang Qinghua. This guy! He’s such a fraud!

“Why not?” Shen Qingqiu asks. “You created this world. You have better knowledge of the demon realm and the tribes, culture, and future problems it’ll face than anyone else. Besides, you’ve practically been running the demon realm behind the scenes this entire time. There’s no one in this world more qualified than you. Why shouldn’t you do it?”

Shang Qinghua is actually kind of touched that Shen Qingqiu—and everyone else present, really—think so highly of him. And, honestly, he loves the politics and culture of the demon realm. He loves the demons that live there. He wrote this world, okay?! He’s allowed to enjoy it! When he first started writing Proud Immortal Demon Way, he was most excited to delve into the demon realm! Plus, Shen Qingqiu has a point, as much as it pains him to admit it. He really has been running the demonic realm in lieu of the actual emperor for quite a while.

Thus, he very reluctantly agrees. Still, he’s quite anxious about being a human running the demonic realm, and he voices these concerns.

“Don’t worry,” says Luo Binghe with a resolute nod. “I’ll handle it.”

Tianlang-jun, Sha Hualing, and Mobei-jun give their respective signs of agreement.

Shang Qinghua doesn’t know why this make him break out into a cold sweat.

This is how Shang Qinghua ends up battling Luo Binghe for twelve hours straight for the title of emperor. He wins not by might or force—Luo Binghe is overwhelmingly powerful, and he’d never throw a fight on purpose. No, Shang Qinghua wins entirely by outsmarting Luo Binghe, who offers his sincere and heartfelt congratulations.

He’s crowned emperor in front of the entire demonic realm. He was incredibly nervous about the reception he’d receive from his new subjects, but they just kinda shrug and go “yeah, okay,” as if it makes perfect sense for a human to be the new demonic emperor. Little does Shang Qinghua know that they’re only okay with it because he’s the one doing it.

There are a few demons who aren’t cool with this, of course, but with four of the strongest demons in the world backing him, there’s really nothing they can do.

In the end, Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe move to the countryside to live out their cottagecore dreams. Tianlang-jun goes back to Yue Qingyuan to become a trophy wife. Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan release a very questionable novel in celebration.

And Mobei-jun finally gets to see his husband treated with the respect and admiration he deserves, all while getting to live out his fantasies of being Shang Qinghua’s little concubine.

[denebolablack]

I have a test in literally five minutes, and all I'm doing is rol playing as Hidden Omega! Shang Qinghua, who was discovered by his two Alpha Shixiongs, YQY and SJ, who have been thristy for his 'Beta' shidi for years. Priorities (Shang Qinghua won't sleep).

[promiseslikewater]

Svsss pairs that rarely get talked about are

1) LBH/ ✈️!SQH/ MBJ

2) SXY/ either 🥒 bro or og! SJ/TLJ

And I think this is something we should unanimously agree to spread among mass populous

[lightprkdraws]

Uh oh! The rarepair got to me