Sad depressed funghi

♡ Currently obsessed with Shang Qinghua ♡ Platonic Scumplane 4 the win ♡ Moshang Shipper ♡ Gongyi Xiao was the only sane one in SVSSS (a fact) ♡ Any pronoun ♡ Ask me whatever you want

[denebolablack]

My Shang Qinghua's fics ideas general background context:

• Pre-canon, pre-Binghe fic

• Shen Jiu is alive and kicking (kicking Qi-ge, probably 🤣)

• Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan cleared up their misunderstandings (If Shang Qinghua had something to do with that, no one can prove shit) (Shen Qingqiu probably can, but he's to busy ripping Yue Qingyuan a new one)

• Tianlang-Jun and Su Xiyan eloped before she could be kidnapped and used by the old creep (Again, if Qinghua was involved in that and harshly punished by the system for that, no one has proofs and no one was in ~the room where it happened~), so they're alive and hiding, taking care of their baby Bingge.

• Qinghua's spy condition was discovered, and after lots of screaming, running, crying, hiding, and letters, he was finally allowed back in the sect under the condition he wouldn't pass information of the sect to NO ONE (Shen Qingqiu is watching, Qinghua, he has your ice demon in sight), so Qinghua is still his King's spy, except for Cang Qiong's information, and there's an...understanding between Mobei-Jun and his martial siblings.

• Depending on the idea, Mobei and Shang Qinghua can already be together or in the courting process (depending on the idea, Qinghua can or can not be aware of said courting). In any case, I'll clarify that if it's relevant for the idea in the top part of every publication.

English is not my first language, and any mistake committed here or on my posts is a product of my absolute lack of respect and consideration for said language because if I (as a translator) have to deal with English writers using commas as much as they use the pronoun "You" in a FIVE-LINE PARAGRAPH, then they can deal with any mistakes I had comitted writing this idea, thank you very much.

The pink part I found it on a Pinterest publication about some Ao3 author who didn't apologize for English not being their first language because they have no respect for said language (and I think they ATE).

Feel free to use any of my ideas and please let me know if you publish any fic with them, I'd love to read them :)!

[ominousdog]

Kinda vibing with the idea that Sqh just refers to his diciples as 'his kids' and doesn't explain further. So Mobei-Jun is under the impression that at least the younger diciples are Qinghua's offspring. Either by adoption of from being with the other peak lords.

[mostlyratbased]

[ominousdog]

You, you get it.

[fl0ffly]

... He can look at me like that everytime.

[denebolablack]

Please, please insult me so I can die in peace.

[denebolablack]

I'M BACK! With Su Xiyan & Shang Qinghua friendship headcanons.

Short reminder: My headcanons take place on the Alternative Universe pinned on my main page.

Su Xiyan & Shang Qinghua (Xiang Fei) friendship headcanons! (IDK what name their friendship could have) (PD: This might content slight scumplane, you can choose if it's romantic or platonic.)

They become friends thanks to reading. More specifically, Su Xiyan sees airplane bro writing during a conference during their times a disciples and catches a glimpse of what he's writing, which makes her interested. Then, as she keeps reading, she notices that the poor guy has NO IDEA about sex or female anatomy and decides she can't allow such a thing to ruin what, without those mistakes, could be a perfectly, best-selling novel.

Xiang Fei uses Su Xiyan to hide from his martial brothers when they're on an Immortal Alliance Conference, especially when Shen Qingqiu realizes that the little rat was the one who forced his Qi-ge and him to have an honest talk with a truth serum and decides that he want to have a... talk with his dear Shidi. After Su Xiyan elopes with Tianglang-jun (escapes from the old creep), Qinghua complains to her in every single one of the letters they exchange for having left him alone to deal with Shen Qingqiu's... interest.

Su Xiyan's is Xiang Fei's self-proclaimed beta reader and she absolutely forbids him from letting anyone read his works before her, including Shen Qingqiu, which makes the Qing Jing Peak Lord absolutely furious. (Qinghua lets him be the beta reader in secret sometimes and he thanks god that him and Su Xiyan have never joined forces.)

After finding out about Qinghua's transmigration (you choose how), Xiyan insists on calling him Xiang Fei.

Su Xiyan messes with Shang Qinghua constantly because she likes how expressive he is, but the moment someone else messes with him the game is over.

That's what I have for now! If I come up with more ideas I'll post them. I'd like to read if you have headcanons too! Btw, should I post one about scumplane? One hc I have is that the moment Shen Jiu (reconciled with Yue Qingyuan) adopts Shang Qinghua under his wing, our airplane bro would become by extension the second favorite of Qi-ge and he'll be able to get away with lots of things (as shouting at Liu Qingge for not signing his damn paperwork).

[conflitdecanard]

Put a new blanket on my bed and my cat Bonnie loved it so I gave the kneading and comfy to my guy Shang Qinghua cuz I love him <3

[lesbian-archives]

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

[scientia-rex]

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

[nudityandnerdery]

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

[denebolablack]

Ngl, lowkey disappointed there isn't someone wearing a weird costume there.

[cirrup]

I think Tianlang Jun deserves to be transmigrated into the modern world. Give him a system and watch it promptly short circuit. Give him the task of finding his wife and nephew reborn in this time. I think a guy who lost everything multiple times over because of the people he was enamored with should get to have at least this.

[denebolablack]

I VIOLENTLY SUPPORT THIS MOTION

[airplanecomingintoport]

Moshang Week Day 5: Something Sweet During the Pain

[Masterpost]

[AO3 Link]

This is being posted as Day 5 of Moshang week, an event ran by @moshangevents!

Summary: Shang Qinghua wakes up with a migraine and Mobei Jun urges his human to rest.

Warnings: Pain, insecurity about relationships/low self-worth. But generally fluffy

[Full-fic under cut!]

Shang Qinghua woke up with the enthusiasm of a sick toddler with a pounding headache. The sun brightly gleamed through their paneled window- a sight far too bright for how groggy he was. The man clutched his husband and buried his head deep into the cold chest that welcomed him so easily. The loud agony in his head dimmed, especially with how an icy hand slowly cradled the back of his head.

Qinghua melted with an exhale. After a few moments, he managed to make a slightly pained sound of acknowledgement; truly a hum to encapsulate "good morning", "fuck I'm dying", and "heyyyy sexy, you come around here often?"

Luckily, Mobei Jun was receptive to the quiet communication. He pressed a kiss to the top of the human's head- though he was careful to not jostle the man much in the process. "Is my Qinghua alright?" he whispered.

A slight whine came out of the advisor, but he couldn't summon a good enough lie, "Yeah. I will be."

Mobei Jun was… kind. Scary- but kind. Sometimes scarily kind?

Qinghua was a wild, feral animal with how he stressed over the littlest of things, and their relationship was fine china he was terrified to fracture. But time and time again, Mobei Jun showed that the two weren't fragile, and Qinghua didn't know how to process the idea that he was handed so much intimacy and care with the expectation that they wouldn't fall apart the next moment. Every considerate action, every sweet nothing- they were all given as if they were as plentiful as the air, and Qinghua could only breathe it in while he was wonderfully amazed at how he got so far.

And while he was one to get sappy, the pain quickly rose above the many loving ideas he possessed. It felt like his mind was a see-through tank of liquid. The dense ache unwelcomingly flooded his brain and displaced anything valuable, leaving him to drown in dense agony with no drain in sight.

The demon had assisted him with his migraines before. Even if he didn't intuitively know what to do, he was willing to follow any of Qinghua's clumsy instructions to help in the right ways. Even through his current brainfog, a loving, greedy part of him knew he could be cared for if he asked. Hell- Mobei Jun would put the entire day aside if the human truly requested it.

But he couldn't help but imagine he could push it all too far. To be so willing to help must've meant Qinghua was so cruel to steal that loving attention and force it upon himself. He objectively was a nuisance to be complaining and demanding things, and it wasn't like he absolutely needed help to recover (even if it would mean being in pain much, much longer).

Luckily, Mobei Jun interrupted his early morning spiral, "Your king doesn't believe it."

"Well, this one has stuff to do anyway," he mumbled. "I'll manage, my king."

Mobei Jun grunted and held Qinghua closer. Admittedly, the pressure combined with the coldness to make his brain swirl in a wonderfully drunk way. The human dared to live in that bliss for a few moments before he continued, "This servant should start his day." He didn't move at all; he didn't have the mental or physical strength to push his husband away.

And either Shang Qinghua's words were too quiet or Mobei Jun decided to not give them a response, as they stayed there for a while. The pain didn't exactly vanish, but it stayed at a respectable distance while the man laid slack in Mobei Jun's arms. Just as he almost drifted off into sleep once more, he tiredly mentioned, "You're helping."

"Good."

Shang Qinghua struggled with the words, they all jumbled into his head like a partially filled scrabble board. He managed, "Love you a lot. I'm going to tomorrow now."

He barely heard his husband before he actually fell asleep, "This king adores you too. Rest now, Xiao Hua."

[itsagentromanoff]

[Steve keeps trying to call Tony who refuses to answer]

Radio: The next one’s dedicated to Tony from Steve. Tony, he wants you to know he’s deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him.

[With or Without You plays]

[Tony seems touched. He pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Steve in Wakanda.]

Radio: Uh, we’ve just gotten a call from Tony, and he told us what Steve did. It’s pretty appalling, and Steve, if you’re listening, I don’t wanna play your song anymore. Why don’t we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Charles, Erik’s sorry he hit you with his car and he hopes you two will work it out.

[daisygirl957]

MOSHANG WEEK

Day 2: Shiver!!

Shortly after Shang Qinghua abandons his sect and moves into the Northern Palace, Mobei-Jun finds him standing alone in the gardens, seemingly in a daze, and improperly dressed for the snow.

Despite the many protests, Mobei-Jun drapes his cloak around the flushed, trembling, and mysteriously feverish human. He presses his hand atop Shang Qinghua’s forehead; the same way Shang Qinghua had done for him in the past. His skin nearly burns to the touch.

Shang Qinghua was perfectly fine earlier in the day! Whoever is responsible for doing this will be paying with their lives! As soon as Mobei-Jun figures out the cure for his human’s ailment, of course.

[denebolablack]

Look at them, they're so precious 😭

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[denebolablack]

Yes

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[denebolablack]

Treat your children like humans who deserve respect, and they'll return the favor. Treat them like human dolls and prepare yourself to be late for ✨️ everything ✨️

[wolf-john-wolf]

Barty Crouch jr is all for cheating but not with chatgpt. In his opinion it defies the "art of cheating" if you're going to cheat do it properly don't take the shortcut.

[denebolablack]

He can excuse (and support) cheating, but he draws a line at chatgpt. If you're going to be lazy to do the work, then you must put effort on your cheating.

[denebolablack]

So I decided to write some prompts of the Moshang week, though I don't know if I'll do all the days. Anyways, this Hamhua fic idea takes place on the context pinned on my page, so remember to take a look ;)!

Hamhua's fic idea n°6: Moshang edition

Moshang Week 2025, Monday, September 22 (Purge)

Day one: Empty

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Mobei-Jun is a king. He always knew he'll be a king, or he would die trying. That wasn't necessary, as he had a perfect kingmaker to get him to his rightful throne, and now he's a king.

A bored king.

A bored king with an empty palace.

Well, it is not really empty, of course: servants, furniture, guards, treasures, luxuries, insignificant things for a king like him, occupy his palace, filling every empty corner with their small and unworthy existence.

But Shang.Qing.hua is not here. The only worthy presence, the reason for his position as king, his kingmaker, his servant, his counselor, HIS QUEEN (well, he's still working on that), is not here. No. He's on that peak of his, on that stupid Sect that doesn't value him the way he does, overworking himself for fools that don't even dress him the way he deserves (Qinghua's refusal to use fancy clothes while he's in the Sect is irrelevant; they should persist, show him they care, spoil him and then show him off to the world), instead of being here, by his side, filling the emptiness of this boring palace with his presence, the only presence that makes him, the king, look unworthy in comparison.

That won't do.

If his Qinghua doesn't come to this king, then this king will go to his Qinghua.

Right. Now.

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—My king! —The An Ding Lord jumps off his seat and tries to run towards the demon, being stopped by the hand of a very tense Shen Qingqiu grabbing his arm.—Shen-shixiong!

—What... —Shen Jiu's stern voice flies through the room, like a dagger aimed at someone's throat. Specifically, certain demon king's throat— is the meaning of this invasion.

Mobei-Jun scans the room, noticing the tension and the number of people reunited, and realizes he just interrupted a Sect meeting. Perfect, then.

—Shang Qinghua must come with his king. —He stays on his place, knowing when and where he can get away with making sudden movements, and aware that this exact moment is not one of those times.

—Is that so? —The Qing Jing Lord pulls his logistics shidi back to his sit— And why, exactly, did his majesty think that Shang-shidi would go right away?

The demon king ignores the sharp tone laced on the cultivator's question and simply says:

—This king needs his servant.—

—I'm certain that his majesty must have more than one of those —Qi Qingqi joins the conversation, deciding to annoy this arrogant demon as much as she can.

—This king... —Mobei continues, the room's temperature slowly going down— also needs the assistance of his trusted counselor.

—Surely the Mobei Clan counts with lots of wise counselors and advisors. —Shen Jiu retorts, the laziness on his voice doing very little to hide the sharp edges of his answer.

—This king needs the presence of his right hand for important matters. —The demon's expression remains unreadable, but a little tic on his eye is enough for Shang Qinghua to start trying to get away of his Shixiong's grip.

—Surely the left one functions just as right. —The strategist doesn't give in.

—This kings demands his queen to return to his palace. —He finally blurts out. His tone keeps the same tune, but the silence that follows is definitely loud.

—Your... what? —Shen Qingqiu's head turns around so fast that Shang Qinghua could swear he would've done a perfect job acting in The Exorcist.— Explain. Now.

—I... I didn't... —The An Ding Lord doesn't know what to say. He IS NOT a queen, but he can't let his king look like a liar.

With everyone attention focused on his human, Mobei takes advantage of their distraction and runs towards Shang Qinghua. He swiftly opens a portal behind the cultivator, walks through it with him, and closes it before his martial siblings can have a chance to stop them.

He won.

His Qinghua is finally back home.

The palace is no longer empty. It is no longer missing its queen.

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Not gonna lie, I could turn this into a one-shot or two-shot if university doesn't suck my soul this week. We'll see.

Also, I love writing from MBJ point of view because I'm absolutely sure he always thinks a lot more of what he says, especially when his Qinghua is around, and even more when he isn't.

Anyway, I hope you liked it, and feel free to use this idea on your own fics or any form of art! I'd love to see it!

[denebolablack]

Hello. How about Omega Qinghua. Where he just unknowingly kept his gender secret. Like in human realm the hierarchy of power is Alpha > Beta > Omega. But Qinghua didn't give much shit about it. However. He gave a lot of shit about trading deals and the fact that his heats mess up his worktime. So he took a bunch of blockators for his entire life because he couldn't afford himself a break. And everyone just assumed he was a Beta.

And so one one of the medical checkups MQF finds out the truth and freaks out immediately. Why? Because that amount of drug in a person's system daily is not okay. So he forced Qinghua to take a break from the medication AND work while he and other Peak Lord, all of whom are Alphas or Betas discuss the situation.

Of course MBJ finds out soon too. And he freaks out even more. Because in demon realm the hierarchy is Omega > Alpha > Beta. And he tried to court SQH as if he was a Beta, someone inferior to him, and not an Omega. He gave him a part of the "head of the house" work (control over finances) in courting methods but of course he wouldn't understand as he was not PART but FULL on leader. And it would also explain all the times he gave Mobei powerful artifacts, rich trading deals and etc. Obviously he was courting him back by providing him with important stuff™. How didn't Mobei get it sooner?!

Bonus for angst potential: Qinghua permanently mutilating his body because all the pheromone stuff is annoying and not wanting to go through the burdens of taking pills every day. So he kinda just cuts off the excess body parts like scent glands. Medical malpractice check. And in many years after it when MQF learns about it he'll faint. Or SJ. Or MBJ. The ✨potential✨.

And yes Qinghua doesn't understand them freaking out

Wow, WOW, that's A LOT. And I love it. Also I love that in demon heriarchy omegas are on top because that makes a lot of sense in my head. Like I read that part and was like: mhm, that's how it is supposed to be.

[acidicwerewolf]

The only reason Su Xiyan gave birth to Binghe instead of Tianlang Jun is because God(Shang Qinghua) knew she'd be too powerful and had to nerf her.

[denebolablack]

To be honest, I actually believe that was the reason. Shang Qinghua knew Su Xiyan had all the braincells and the power on that relationship (and most of the braincells on the story, too), so she had to go. You're not changing my mind.

[alya-stargazer]

Regulus * rushing to go sit next to james *: Jamie did you hear that Marlene is dating dorcas?

James: oh yes i did.

Regulus: And you didn't tell me!!??

James: i didn't know you wanted to know

Regulus: ughh whatever who did it happen?

James: I.. don't know?

Regulus: My god you really don't know any thing!

Regulus:*turning his head to face Remus *: Oi lupin, do you know who marlene and dorcas got together?

Remus: Oh yeah, Lily told me that Mary told her that Marlene told her that they been having these little "moments" in the matches...

Regulus: Oh yeah i noticed

James: Merlin you guys really live on gossip

[denebolablack]

James, you suck at collecting gossip, I swear 😭 Good thing Remus has all the tea 🙂‍↕️