Hey There Demons, It’s Me, Ya Boi

I’m a mess lol

[ateriico]

I like how the fandom collectively agrees that Camilo’s verse in “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” came from when a five-year-old Camilo was getting a midnight snack and came across Bruno trying to steal food from the kitchen after he disappeared and Camilo was so shocked/scared his little body passed out

[sleazyjanet]

has this been done yet?

[wordfather]

some great ideas on how to be a menace to society

[doodlemeimpressed]

x

[guerrillatech]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Kim Keever

“Miniature topographies inside 200-gallon fish tanks, based on traditional landscape paintings. Keever fills the tanks with water once he’s sculpted and placed the miniatures, and colored lights and pigments create dense, atmospheric environments. He views his works as an evolution of the landscape tradition and deliberately acknowledges the conceptual artifice.” 

[roboco-san]

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

[roboco-san]

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

[exilerose-deactivated20220711]

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

[roboco-san]

lobotomize your coffeemaker

[geothefafa]

I think Lady Dimitrescu and Miss Piggy are the same person - sent from my iPhone

[cotton-candy-ace]

Lady Pigitrescu

[slicedbeard]

Stupid Frog Thing

[edgelakanth]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[weonsinnombre]

[studthismuffin]

Oh that’s so romantic!

Oh…

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

If you think they’re not having the time of their lives

[moonwatcher13]

The catch means affection. The immediate dunk into the ball pit means love.

[theimpossibleness]

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[prismatic-bell]

It might sound fake right now, but hang in there.

Someday you’re going to be surprised.

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[low-budget-mulan]

The San Diego zoo has this program! The dogs get their own bios on the enclosure and they run around and play and it’s the cutest thing

[the-one-and-only-allium]

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[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

[thecryptkeeper]

(credit: facetiousbitch on tik tok)

[aerialsquid]

Oh

My

[kwermaid28]

People out here using their talents for pure evil

[dalermessi]

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

[missdoodlepants-deactivated2013]

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[c-o-n-e-bvse]

Shit yall

[gbabeeshanz]

I feel so old

😩😩

[dmvkidcudi]

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy

[crochetninja]