resyal [is awesom]

awesome sauce @resyal-is-an-idiot is my fandom account, terfs OFF!!! >:(

[softwaring]

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[beardedmrbean]

this had all kinds of wild twists and turns

[sucka99]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[nick-nellson]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[jswatson]

a lovely creecher

[wincoshopper666]

I just ate 9,9999,9999,999 thousand burgers if you care

[godspreciousdaughter]

Learning how to play sudoku to avoid my feelings

[mentalhellonline]

[handglownglassbone]

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[argumate]

so hard to find these guys

[uncuteartist]

Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain

[bogleech]

I love that I can say "watch out! They can sting you" about this thingy

[doggosource]