Local Fluff Monster

26, he/they trans NB Not much more than my personal blog at this point, but hey, isn't that cool enough?

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[dailycatsblog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dailycatsblog]

[catchymemes]

[catasters]

[catasters]

[dailycatsblog]

[goth-queen]

[catasters]

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]

[punkitt-is-here]

this is like in doctor who when they've previously recorded something to respond to a conversation happening in the present

[catchymemes]

@goth-queen

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[catasters]

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy