Got A little Wrecked

Your ask box said "do you like me" and "yes" is the answer lol. I absolutely love your art, your punk Rick could choke me to death and I would thank him. If you're doing requests still, could you maybe have Seal Team D-99 Rick in casual/comfortable clothes? :3

my 2nd fave seal team rick also thanks for the comment abt punk rick lol id write porn of him if i knew who to put him withALSO IM RUNNING OUT OF REQUESTS YALL

where is morty’s neck

newbloodmorty

sssh….be quiet he’s sensitive

I need to know

sm1j-deactivated20260310

okay now it’s somebody’s responsibility to photoshop morty with an actual neck

angry-fluffy

Here you go.

thank you for finally giving my son the neck he needed

Am I helping

YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR

Nah, I got you fam

*sobbing* please…………..you can’t keep doing this……………

sm1j-deactivated20260310

NO NO N O STOP IT I WANT TO GO BACK

sketchy-depression-deactivated2

It’s too late

groovyrick

tiny rick didn’t have one either

oh no

mafu0121-blog

哈哈哈哈哈哈太太們

gaya-1026

靠北哦WWWWWWWWWW(喘不過氣

kiww-deactivated20211114

MAY IT BE DONE!

gaya-1026

Tiny Rick也wwwwwwwwww(笑瘋

ricksbitchc-137

@blendinblandin it’s back

cointelbro

is this the plot of an episode?

sm1j-deactivated20260310

yes

We’re moving, Morty.

theinfiniterick

OMG, lolololololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love how they were just like flipping about and Rick’s just like “NoooooooooooPE!”

Omg. Omg I’m dying.

If you're still doing these Imma sucker for Evil Rick or Flesh Curtains Rick. Ty!

what abt both

arrite you little nerds can stop gettin disappointed that i drew rick dressing instead of undressing heres ur fanservice, does my offering please u (pls dont tag ships)

thauma-purrge-deactivated202312

everyones gettin horny over my punk rick again so here he is doing some rick stuff rq

Slightly clueless and innocent reader licking on a lollipop in front of Rick kinda driving him nuts without being totally aware would be a cute yet potentially dirty smut.

(Oh man yes please thank you for this)

Rick was obsessed with your mouth. He knew he shouldn’t be. He knew that, logically, there was nothing different, nothing special about said mouth other than the fact it was attached to you, but his irrational fixation existed just the same.

And so at the moment, as you were busy twirling your tongue around a bright red lollipop, eyes fixed on your phone, completely oblivious to his fascination, he watched you and he wanted.

When you ran the confection against your bottom lip, glossing it with sugar just to savor the sweetness and lick it off a moment later, his breath hitched, his hand moving down to his crotch to palm his growing erection.

You noticed him staring as you popped the candy into your mouth, rolling it into one cheek, the stick protruding from between your lips. Confused by the rapid rise and fall of his chest, his dilated pupils, you asked him:

“What?”

And Rick groaned, snatching at the lollipop, taking it from you. You tried to get it back with an indignant “Hey!” but he held it up above you, out of your reach. Smirking, his other arm shot out and wrapped around your waist to pull you to him. You could feel his cock through his pants, a hard, hot line along your hip. He rocked it against you as he spoke.

“I-I got something else for you to suck on, baby. And I promise, it’s just as sweet.”

thauma-purrge-deactivated202312

omg can we have more cop rick please? I love the mix between gentleman & thirst for reader. Maybe a classic “falling for the criminal” smut would fit him just right...

(Sorry it took me awhile to get to this one! I kept trying to work this into a blurb and failing buuuut I finally got it lol)

“Ah! - W-we shouldn’t be doing this.”

You ignored the Cop, continuing to roll your hips against his trapped erection. While your hands were cuffed and useless behind you, your mouth was free to roam, and you pressed hot, wet kisses along the taut lines of his neck.

Rick moaned, stuffing the knuckles of two fingers in his mouth to stifle the sound. His other hand was gripping your thigh, pressing dimples into the skin. You watched his face as you bucked, reveling in the way his eyes threatened to roll closed with each undulation of your hips.

“So what do you say, Officer. Do we have an agreement?”

You could tell he was resisting, his sense of duty still too strong to be willing to make a deal with a wanted criminal. So you decided to provide a little additional motivation.

Placing your lips to the shell of his ear, you whispered.

“You can fuck me right here. Just bend me over and spread my legs. My pussy is already so wet for you. I want you inside of me. Please fuck me.”

With a strangled groan, he picked you up by your hips, laying you flat on the table in the interrogation room. You shifted and squirmed, your hands trapped beneath you, but you didn’t care. You’d won.

He kissed you next, his tongue diving into your mouth and drawing yours out. He was a surprisingly passionate kisser, and you moaned, while wrapping your legs around his hips to pull him closer.

Rick was working on his belt buckle when the door opened. Another Rick, this one a detective, walked in. Glancing up, he paused - cup of coffee in one hand, a file tucked under his arm - before blinking and turning around to leave the room.

As the door closed, you heard him say, “I-I didn’t see anything.”

i want a neko atsume-esque pocket mortys thats abt collecting diff mortys or ricks and getting items, not abt battles