schwifty af

i just really love rick sanchez okay var sc_project=11646100; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="c10ed031";

[themeeplord]

✦ Grace Rocky Save Stars ✦

Across the vastness of space, against all odds, the most unlikely of souls find each other's savior and hero.

I'm so emotional over these two..

[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

[dinottosaurs]

I miss them (<- never even existed in the first place)

[monidoll]

its a 9/11 miracle

[typhlonectes]

[honourablejester]

Okay, this made me pause and literally write out every letter that 'fell' in order (‘oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue’), then make sure they were all contained in 'turntomushuponthergroun'.

They are, and it's very satisfying.

[coffincoitus]

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

[camille-lachenille]

[deadn0w]

stop normalising everything I'm fine being a weird little freak actually

[ghoulnextdior]

romy fluff

[highwatermark]

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[halewoods]

[rslashrats]

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

[rslashrats]

they;re selling us to one direction??

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[gayavatarstyle]

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

[tryksters]

they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.

[free-my-mindd]

“You will know them by what impresses them.”

[bitchesluvsosaa]

Genevieve Maylam on the set of Fifth Element