[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[highkeygay]

[fuckyeahjapanandkorea]

[michaun]

[opeo-deactivated20170622]

its all fun and games until you accidentally say “scrappy doo is a dilf” in front of your entire math class

[franksgun-deactivated20180720]

[beaniebabysnail]

just gonna leave this here…

it was never really about health

[pardonmewhileipanic]

^^^^^

IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT HEALTH

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 23, 1924

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, April 7, 1924

[slothgender-backup]

1920s shitposting

[bob-belcher]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Am I having a stroke

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[c-bassmeow]

[rottenest-boi-blog]

so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”

[sapphic-dreams-and-ashes]

although character backgrounds are fairly fluid through the Scooby Doo franchise, of all the gang, Norville “Shaggy” Roberts is A> the most financially well of, and B>the most likely to get an athletic scholarship. Daphne’s parents are rich, but she has for sisters, and the money is her parents still. Shaggy however is the sole beneficiary of the estate of his late uncle Beauregard, who left him an unspecifiedly large fortune and a large southern plantation. Shaggy is independently wealthy. Shaggy is also said, at multiple points across the various series, to have, in high school, won numerous awards in both Track and gymnastics. Coupled with the fact that he can outrun Scooby at times, and Great Danes can sustain speeds of 30 mph, means Shaggy can outrun Usain Bolt, atleast is there’s a mummy behind him, or a pizza at the finish line.

TL:DR Shaggy is doing fine and you don’t need to worry about him.

Now, let’s talk about how, CANNONICALLY, Scooby can speak human languages because he is distantly related to dread Cthulhu…

[gunzomi]

of all the useless information compiled on this website, this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[destinyrush]

White Amerikkka

[la-negra-barbuda]

The people they killed were Black. These are the lengths white people will go to just to silence us.

[yallstillhere]

I didn’t know this was a thing

We literally don’t talk about this

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

Oh Bruh there’s been worse. You know people like to tell us that we should be building our own business and economy. We did, they bombed it. Look up The Black Wall Street Bombing. Terrorist attacks been hittin us for a while now.

[2000ish]

[porkskins-deactivated20150630]

*raises glass* i want to make some toast

[the-real-eye-to-see]

There is nothing this man can’t do!

[sashayed]

Did u guys know that Terry Crews – who grew up in Flint, Mich., and earned an arts scholarship to Interlochen before his full ride as a college football player  – just launched a contemporary furniture line?

Terry loves clean silhouettes and trying new stuff.

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[officialjiggly]

😂😂😂