Wei Wuxian

Part Time Necromancer, Full Time Lan Zhan Kisser

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

Info Post!

I guess we're doing messenger talisman's now?? This is my communication hub for talking to people and keeping up with goings on in the jianghu. Come say hi! I don't bite ;)

OOC under the cut:

Hey all! This is a post canon mdzs rp blog that i'm just having fun with these days. i'll be taking everything as if all book canon things happened (wangxian marriage included), but anything after that is up for interpretation!

this blog is open to anyone to send asks or interact, HOWEVER! please be nice and respectful about it. be cool abt the boundaries i set out and we won't have an issue. i'm just vibing

minors dna please! this is not going to be a terribly unsafe space for yall, but i will not follow you back if you follow me, and will absolutely not answer any nsfw asks if they do come my way

if you wanna get in contact with me out of character for any reason, my main is @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft and i will be HAPPY to yap with you :) but i would like to keep ooc communications to a minimum

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

yunmeng summer heat hack!

NEVER underestimate eating just a whole ass half of a watermelon straight from the melon with some friends (or by yourself ☝️)

[blacksheep28]

I've done that! Incredible experience, so worth it!

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

it really is an unmatched tactic! i'm surprised not as many people know about it!

[blacksheep28]

There is nothing like gorging oneself on the bounty of a watermelon

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

i knew you would get it ye-jie 🙂‍↕️

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

yunmeng summer heat hack!

NEVER underestimate eating just a whole ass half of a watermelon straight from the melon with some friends (or by yourself ☝️)

[blacksheep28]

I've done that! Incredible experience, so worth it!

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

it really is an unmatched tactic! i'm surprised not as many people know about it!

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

the little lan instantly brightens, expressing their gratitude with clasped hands and a bow. “ this shidi greatly thanks wei-qianbei for his help !! “

just like that, they hopped away like a little bunny, eager to get to work on “ healing “ their shixiong. but as if something just occurred to them they returned, standing on their tippy-toes, motioning for wei wuxian to bend down.

whisper whisper whisper!

“ um.. please don’t tell hanguang-jun that this disciple was here..!! may or may not have lessons right now…teehee! “(how the lans managed to produce such a little ball of mischief remains a mystery) setting a small gift basket of apples by his feet, they finally took off, skipping all the way.

-🐇

don't you worry, young master. your secret is safe with me ;)

good luck! and come back if you need any more help!

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

yunmeng summer heat hack!

NEVER underestimate eating just a whole ass half of a watermelon straight from the melon with some friends (or by yourself ☝️)

[yibo-wang]

Wei Ying, the feeling of sticking to the single log bridge until it’s dark is indeed not bad

March GIF Challenges | Week 3: Masking

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[valtsv]

i don't play about corpse rights it's extremely important and serious to me

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

corpse rights! ✊✊✊

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

sigh…i wish there was a beautiful, peerless young gentleman around to come kiss me and distract me from this terrible summer heat :( :(

[fluteguy-weiwuxian]

tug tug!

"wei-qianbei! " a mini-lan appears, curiously loud and slightly messy even for a junior. " my shixiong...my shixiong unfortunately suffers from terminal bland pallet syndrome and i've tried everthing,(!!)" they even had the audacity to throw in a sniffle for dramatic effect. " does wei-qianbei have any advice or recipes that'll convince my shixiong to like spicy food?? " well, with such a serious issue who else but the yiling laozu was fit to assist? -🐇

Ah, the infamous bland pallet syndrome! Seems to be an epidemic among you Lans. Not to worry, young master, I know just the thing to help!

There's no cure for it right away, but if you can convince your shixiong to eat small amounts of spicy food with meals, and then increase it over time, they'll recover from this terrible affliction in no time! ☝️For faster results, make sure to not let your shixiong drink any water or milk to ease the burning. It's hard core, and not necessary, but it does work I promise! ;)

Good luck, little Lan!

[noelledeltarune]

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

[bat-incooking-school]

Have YOU 🫵 thought about Hanguang-jun today?

[cloghesy]

Chickens on a swing - 2008

[chiquiphytums]

Look guys! I started painting again :3

[animemangamenagerie]

🐓