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Rocks

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects

itsliketheyknowus

“Okay everyone, we need fresh ideas for a product that appeals to the average mother with small children. So, what do all moms love?”

“Wine!”

“Baths!”

“Being outside in the garden!”

“Giant metal coils with flames shooting out!”

“Going to urgent care after their children accidentally drink a bunch of wine and burn themselves on a giant metal coil with flames shooting out!”

“Yes, yes, these are all good ideas. If only there were a way to combine them all into one essential product…”

“Hang on, Gary…I think I’ve got it!”

theblackportlanders

Some bit ago I got to run around these Portland streets with some comedian guy named W. Kamau Bell. Among other esteemed comedic appointments, he’s the host of CNN’s United Shades of America. Their latest episode, in which The Black Portlanders is featured, aired this past Sunday and focuses on Portland and gentrification. It was all pretty cool, honestly. Here are some images from that day. Check out United Shades of America and try to find the Portland episode if you haven’t seen it! Thanks, Kamau! - I. Abioto … one Black Portlander