2nd Division Commander

| Portgas D Anne Indie RP blog |

[flxminginfernx-blog]

“Uhh… the kitchen might be a war zone and it’s not my fault.” (Rubber-girl-lu)

Something Sibling Starters  || @rubber-girl-lu

Anne stood there for a solid minute once Luffyko told her what to expect if she were to enter the kitchen, Anne clearly didn’t look amused. “It’s not your fault huh? It sounds like something you would do.” Anne said, mentally preparing herself to see the kitchen and to hear the excuse her sister may come up with on how the mess wasn’t her fault. “So, who's fault was it then?” She asked before finally making her advancement towards the kitchen and took in the mess in front of her. She looked more disappointed than surprised since this wasn’t the first time the kitchen had been a mess, and before deciding what her next action would be, she would hear her sister out. 

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Cooking Sentence Starters

“Wow! I didn’t know you could cook.” “This tastes amazing!” “Did you follow a recipe?” “Do you need a taste tester?” “Can I have some of that?” “Wait, wait. You made this for me?” “This is really delicious.” “Can I get some of the leftovers? Please?” “Why haven’t you opened your own restaurant?” “Could I get the recipe?” “You’ve got to tell me how to make this!” “Can I get seconds?” “Yeah! More, please!” “I kinda feel bad for eating it. It’s like art!” “Wait, this needs to go on Instagram!” “Oh man. I couldn’t eat another bite!” “My compliments to the chef~” “This is the best meal I’ve ever had!” “These flavors blend perfectly together!” “Mm, I love savory / sweet / spicy / etc. dishes!” “I wish I could have your cooking every day.” “This is way to sweet / sour / bitter / spicy / etc.!” “Hrm… I think it needs more salt/sugar/spice/etc..” “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t tell you, but I’m allergic to ____.” “No, it’s fine! Just a little burnt on the bottom, that’s all.” “It’s definitely an…interesting texture.” “Oh, I already ate.” “What do you mean? It’s…it’s great! Really!” “I’m sorry, I really can’t eat this…” “It’s inedible, frankly.” “Hey, don’t worry! You’ll do better next time.” “Please follow the recipe next time.” “Yeah, no, baking is not your thing.” “Just stick to using the microwave, okay?” “I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve had…” “Whoa! This is seriously undercooked!” “If I get salmonella from this or something…”

[justmorerpmemes]

Extremely Exhausted Starters Part 2

“You’re nodding off… hey, come on, you need sleep.”

“I can’t… you’re going to have to carry me.”

“Hey, you passed out. Do you remember what happened?”

“No more today, you’re at your limit.”

“I’m can’t move… I’m too tired…”

“You’re starting to ramble, you need rest.”

“What was that over there…? Did you say something?”

“Nap… please? Nap with me?”

“My subconscious isn’t exactly allowing me to get some damn sleep.”

“I can’t lift it without shaking…”

“You’re too weak to stop me from stopping you.”

“I don’t even have the energy to be defiant… I must be messed up.”

“Standing up is about all I can do.”

“You can tell me all about how tired you aren’t while I carry you to bed.”

“It’s been three days… does it make sense now?”

“Whatever you need me to do so you’ll stop and rest, I’ll do it.”

“Don’t force my hand. This is your last chance to stop yourself.”

“Your health is deteriorating. Take a break or I’ll make you.”

“You’re wrong, I’m fine. I know I’m fine… I’m fine…”

“Telling yourself that you’re okay doesn’t make it true. We need to get you safe and rested.”

“Yes, you did it and you’re alive, shut up. I was worried half to death you idiot!”

“Tired enough for cuddling huh…”

“You shush… shhh… shhhhuuushhh…”

“Oh great bed rest warden, may I be allowed freedom from my prison today?”

“You’re shaking, and sore. I can see the exhaustion in your eyes.

[justmorerpmemes]

Something Sibling Starters Pt. 2

“We had a very specific arrangement about bunk bed custody.”

“Would. You. Get. Off. Me?”

“I’m the only one who gets to make fun of you.”

“That wasn’t fair!”

“Uhg just… uhg… parents.”

“Shhh I’m hiding from you know who.”

“______ said it’s my turn!”

“Did you eat my snacks? You’ve broken the sacred code.”

“Why are all the pillows from my bed gone?”

“No don’t give me your germs. No I don’t want the sickness.”

“I’m not touching you. Nope not touching you.”

“Shared birthdays are the worst…”

“I think it’s my turn to be ______ today.”

“Did we all get called or did we just have all our names cycled through again?”

“I can’t believe we got confused with the pets again.”

“This is a job we can handle, so long as no one speaks a word of it.”

“Uhh… the kitchen might be a war zone and it’s not my fault.”

“I need to borrow your thing. You know the thing.”

“You stole my shower time!”

“I am not getting up, deal with it.”

“Here, I kind of grew out of this and I now hand it down to you.”

“You’re giving this to me? But this was your favourite…”

“Can I borrow like… a twenty… no questions asked?”

“I need advice and not from parents.”

“Yeah yeah you were right all along now please help me get rid of the evidence.”

[flxminginfernx-blog]

Promo

|| 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢

𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢

𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢 ||

Welcome to the Indie Rp blog of Portgas D. Anne! Here you can find her rules and her about.

If you would be interested in interacting with her, do reblog or like this post! 

[flxminginfernx-blog]

tag dump