[segamascott]

my me themed tumblr account

[flxnce]

the transition between nobody’s son and never getting laid on man’s best friend is so so perfect. i ascend to heaven for a millisecond every time i hear it

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[mr-croma]

Happy anniversary :]

[yesornopolls]

Do you like the smell of something you probably shouldn't be sniffing? (Like markers, garage/basement smell, etc)

Do you like the smell of something you probably shouldn't be sniffing?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[knismofag]

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[waltzingbi]

sunday again i guess

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[luetta]

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[wholesome-animal-images]

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[gaybeatles]

the odyssey can’t be that good

[gaybeatles]

and even if it is like i refuse to give christopher nolan credit for shit like he just pmo

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.