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@flyaway-wren
See I was never one for that show, it was just too weird for me. Oh forgive me I’m Winifred but everyone calls me Winnie.
Oh, I love it. I think it's pretty much the greatest animated show of all time. But hey, to each their own. C'est la vie. Well that's an interesting name. I'm Wren.
That sounds very illegal. And besides, I wouldn’t know how to go about it.
Ah, you're right! If you even so much as consider it, the cops are liable to break down your door and lock you up forever. You're not much of a tech person, huh?
Well I like you, last night I put on my netflix and put on Fosters home for imaginary friends and I was back to being little again.
An excellent choice. I spent most of today watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. So I know that feeling. What's your name?
Maybe one day I’ll get tired of watching Fight Club. Today, however, is not that day. The sad thing is, I lost my only copy, and now I’ve nothing to look forward to but re-runs of Friends while I grade my papers back home. I’m a lot more disappointed than I look, I promise.
You seem like someone who would benefit from a little bit of internet piracy.
You mean I’m not the only one that does that?
Definitely not. I mean, some of those shows are gems! And it's really fun to go back and watch them. Especially if alcohol is involved.
If you don't sometimes go back and rewatch the cartoons you watched when you were a kid, you're either lying or very, very sad.
Were they male nudes or female nudes?
Male. I can forward 'em to you, if you want.
Of course you are. You had to be a beauty and a brain. I constantly have a decent amount of girls swooning, following me. Thank you for your concern. What is wrong with me calling you darling? It’s an habit; whenever I’m talking to a lady. It’s like the very cliché mate for my boys.
I do what I can. Don't worry, I don't have any intentions of turning my brain against you. Yet. The struggle is all too real. You poor, poor thing. I don't like it. Sounds gross. And who says I'm a lady?
Ooh. That’s true. You should look up a picture of some obese person TLC makes shows about, and send that back to him.
Or I could just send him a dick pic back. That'd probably throw him for a loop.
Silly me, I expected you to answer medicine or something. [smirks] I major in business management and… I’d go crazy if I didn’t have a precise goal to achieve. Don’t stay undecided for too long, darling. You might wake up someday and realize you’re surrounded by horny teenagers; still in college. They can come in handy, from time to time, but do you really want that?
Well I am quite the studious type, don't you know? So fancy. A president and a business manager. How do you not just have girls swooning on you all hours of the day? Don't call me darling. I suppose I'll figure it out eventually. As for now, I can blissfully enjoy the fact that I'm surrounded by horny teenagers with no guilt whatsoever.
You and I have a lot in common, my dear Watson. It’s not like it was the biggest and most interesting house on Campus, right? I’m Harrison, what’s your major newbie? You can feel free to call me Sherlock though – Mr. President, Harry or yours truly.
It seems that we just might, Sherlock. Now now, don't be so modest! Tell me how you reallyfeel. Having a major would mean having some sort of direction in my life. I'm Undecided. What about you? So many nicknames, so little time.
On a scale of one to ten, how great were they?
Six or seven, I would say. I've seen better.
Let’s just hope the guy above the dick isn’t ugly or creepy.
Crossing my fingers. Although sending someone you don't know a dick pic is pretty creepy.
The opportunity to use my expertise and charms whenever it’s needed! Think about it; but I’m pretty sure it’s an offer you can’t refuse. It’s usually easy to realize when a guy is from Harris or Camden. Small dicks vs handsome lads. No need to mention you have the president of Camden in font of you right now.
Very true. And in return, you'll get my cutting wit and general lack of shame. It sounds like a good exchange to me. Ah, but you both seem to be well-represented in the realm of ego. So cheers. Oh, of course not. Why even bother, yeah?
Hm. Maybe you should keep the number, then. A decent dick pic is hard to come by.
Fair. I like the way you think.
Only if you’re my Watson. Let’s say I’ve had the opportunity to see a lot of naked student during my few years in Radley. [takes the phone and laughs] His dick is too small it’s probably someone from Harris. I’m a cockologist.
And what do I get out of being your Watson? More power to you, dude. Sounds like you're living the dream. Well thanks, Sherlock. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle. Or something like that.
Was the person at least hot?
Didn't see his face. As for his dick, not too bad. I mean, I've seen better. But a solid seven out of ten, I would say.
