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Sarah. "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light" - Albus Dumbledore

[localstarboy]

Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.

Watch this.

[neooosoul]

LMFAO

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

Im gonna kill myself

[thetimeandspaceblog]

“I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.”

And he did so much. He became an evershining star for humankind to look up to. Rest in peace.

Time And Space

[destroymylife]

[coolgirl]

anyone else feels incredibly weird about Stephen Hawking passing away or is it just me

[vegasbride]

[blogging-phelddagrif]

do you guys ever think back to how you were in the past & the stuff you’ve done and you just

[mmichaelscofield]

Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

sometimes I kiss people I shouldn’t kiss and let them unbutton my jeans sometimes I leave English class without asking and walk in angular circles until I can hear the blood rushing under my skin sometimes I run until I can’t breathe sometimes I sit in the rain sometimes I sleep for six hours in the middle of the day sometimes I drive too fast and listen to my music so loud that it hurts sometimes I drink until everything goes black and I don’t remember talking about you all night (even though I do) sometimes I cry about books and about people who died hundreds of years ago sometimes I don’t cry even though I want to more than anything sometimes I ignore the people I love sometimes hold myself to keep everything in because you are not here to do it sometimes I think I’m alive sometimes I think I probably never will be

(via porn4smartgirls)

[rcktpwr]

me and my gf staring into each others eyes because we’re engaging in a psychic battle of wills but also because we love each other

[c3po]

hey @staff miles is pretending to have a girlfriend again can you delete his blog now?

[rcktpwr]

shes real she goes to another website

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[vintage-katie]

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

[angoras]

…sweet dreams….

[vahst-deactivated20151216]

[iesuuyr-deactivated20210106]

by Haruhisa (HarQ) Yamaguchi

[whale-shark-queen]

Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

gordon ramsay is a good boy who did nothing wrong

[foxyfandoms]

I think these people need to watch clips of Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube. The people he yells at often ripping off and sometimes even nearly poisoning customers. There was one incident where bad lobster made someone so sick he had to call an Ambulance to the restaurant.

[fingerdownthebooksspine]

And never forget Amy’s Baking Company who was stealing tips from the waiters and waitresses

[foxyfandoms]

There was a hotel with the same thing going on. Dude was running it into the ground so bad giving all his friends free rooms, food, and drink and couldn’t even pay his staff and because most of his business was comped for his buddies.  He was taking from the tip jar whenever he helped on the floor on top of it. Gordan found out one group of his friends left hundreds of dollars that was supposed to be passed out to the staff as big tips and he downright pocketed it.

[werewolf-cuddles]

So basically, people who complain about Gordon Ramsey know jack shit about Gordon Ramsey

[fullhouseforever87]

[galahadwilder]

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

[dorito-and-pinetree]

I know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting