Hi I'm Tori

🏳️‍🌈 Aquarius est. 99

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[polliantics]

Posting on 1/13/2026

[transsexualhamlet]

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

[paxamericana]

boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

[wrenchinator-central]

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

[anxeious]

[eternalroommates]

We’re dealing with a bad mofo here.

[cuteness--overload]

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[headspace-hotel]

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[leahgardner-art]

danger approaches 🚨

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[bhramarii]

no mondays in the cambrian era

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[lover-and-lover]

im obsessed with nine going “hi human girl i have had a handful of positive interactions with. wanna go see a budget equivalent of my trauma? they’re gonna play britney spears”

[twistcmyk]

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect

[demiboydemon]

For speed runners, this is canon.

[flutefemme]

Ahhhhhahahahahahahahaahaha

[chiral-dimensions]

Propane tank pig family