flyingcodfish's various fixations

she/they, 28 🏳️‍⚧️🪽 | Cryptid from the depths of the sea. DMs open 💚 | Banner by @meltypen :)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[gauntletqueen]

@punkitt-is-here also what I was thinking

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Here's my pickup line. Can you give your perspective as a woman?

Did you know that male seahorses give birth? Let's give birth to wonderful conversations.

[canofworms95]

It's spring again

[maggotmuncher0]

still trying out koh-i-noor watercolour pencils! ABSOLUTELY LOVE 'EM

[parkchanwoohoo]

[albatross-the-fanartist]

*accordion noises*

[demilypyro]

local trans women I meet keep being like how were you not already in the local scene where were you?? and I'm like well idk my egg cracked while I was in college in another city, and right when I came back covid happened. so I was really busy becoming a self-sufficient streamer girl to avoid starving. so I basically didn't go outside for 6 years. I didn't even know there was a local scene. I only found out about the local scene because I started taking guitar lessons and my teacher was like "I gotta introduce this girl to some other trannies"

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

I do seem to have raised the average chest size of every room I enter. I am power-creeping the scene

[demilypyro]

Everyone knows this

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[dogpuppy]

[blackscarblues]

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[nights-at-crystarium]

[strangledplanet]