My Mom Is Way Cooler Than Me

Aspiring dog owner and freelance body guard

[ithelpstodream]

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rekt because same

[bonerfart]

make sure your wife is plugged into a charger every night or bring a portable wife charger with you on long trips

[swordlesbianopinions]

petition to give carly rae jepsen a sword

i like her and think she should have one

[fidgetingpetal]

[babyanimalgifs]

Exceptional service

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my whole life via @buterastronger

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Lilo & Stitch + Live Action Reference

[candiikismet]

I could watch this forever!

[groovy-yung-nigga]

A live action Lilo & Stich could be lit, depending on what a live action Stich and all the other creations would look like.

[tassiekitty]

Jim Henson or bust

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[homoethotic]

Listen everyone 🎈in twenty 🌈🎊gayteen🎊🌈All Hets are fucking 🚫🙅‍♀️ banned🙅‍♀️🚫😩😩that straight shit😷 better be OFF my dash 😬 this is a 💅 Gays💅 only 👐EVENT👐 honey we are finding love👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 happiness 💕🙏and learning how to FUCKING drive 🚗 in 20 gayteen🚘 👏👏none of u straighties ruin this 😱😬💀💀 👀👀thank u my babies🙏🌠🎆🎇

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

all my lesbian and bi girl mutuals are getting girlfriends in 2018 i have spoken it into existence. i have planted the seed which will grow into fruition

[bysaestyl]

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

[sadgalari]

Linda is a ride or die

[oprahwingdings]

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[nvmdanyway]

I hope health finds u in 2018

[rosedespleurs-deactivated202009]

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

[traumamamas]

I hope success finds you in 2018

[sleepingpeelz]

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

[greenneerg123-deactivated201804]

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

[doesnt-evenmatter-deactivated20]

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

[fandomsrourlives]

I hope good grades find you in 2018

[everi-moved]

I hope validation finds you in 2018

[trailinginfinity]

I hope self-acceptance finds you in 2018

[bunntsu]

I hope healthy friendships/relationships find you in 2018

[izotopiatores]

I hope growth find you in 2018

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say