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"spam likers will be blocked" spam likers can cum in my mouth
Kinda really do want to be mindlessly railing somebody from behind right now. Not even out of any intense sexual urge but just as a way to get out all of this tension and anxiety my body has been carrying around. Take it out on somebody and listen to it make them feel good while it makes me feel better to be rid of it. Literally I need to use you as stress relief. Do that for me, please. Just get on your knees and elbows and make yourself available to me. Make yourself useful. Please.
It recently came to my attention that a lot of people, even those who frequently use condoms, don't know that you need to pinch the tip when you put one on or don't know why!
Leaving air in the tip will cause it to expand (and maybe break) when ejaculation happens. Also, air in the condom makes it more likely for the ejaculation to push the air down the condom and make it slip off.
Share to save someone from a condom breakage!
A useful acronym from my days as a sex educator for those who need more instruction for condom use: OPRAH
Open: open the package (this is best done by squishing the corner so that the condom inside slides out of the way for you to tear it open; you can then slide the condom out by squishing the other side to slide it towards the opening! do your best to handle it from the ring formed by it being rolled up rather than touching the center.)
Pinch: pinch the tip (the condom will have a little nipple-looking bit sticking up out of the ring -- see image/alt text below -- this is what you want to pinch the air out of before you place it on the tip of the penis or sex toy; it is best to gently place it on the tips of two fingers, being very careful of your nails, and roll it down a bit first to get even more space for ejaculate, and then pinch. if it is not rolling on easily, it is likely inside-out. make sure the tip is coming up from under the ring as opposed to going over the top of it. if not, gently poke the tip through to the other side and it should be right-side out)
Roll: roll the condom onto the penis or toy by stroking downward (if it is not rolling on easily, it is likely inside-out; throw it away because the outside has now touched the penis or toy, get a new condom, and repeat the steps. if the penis has a foreskin, retract it before putting the condom on.)
All the way: unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis or the insertable part of the toy (you cannot just put it on the tip of the penis or toy. it will shoot off of it comically. but even if it stays on in the moment, it will not stay on during sex and it will not protect anyone from sexually transmitted infections or unsafe materials in toys; it also will not protect toys from the bodily fluids with which they would come into contact which means toys made of porous materials could harbor bacteria even after cleaning and become unsafe to use)
Hold: hold the condom at the base for a moment (this ensures that it does not start to unroll back up the penis or toy)
now you're good to go! just make sure you do not use oil-based lube with latex condoms (it can cause the condom to break; use silicone- or water-based or a hybrid instead; save flavored lube for oral play because the sugars can cause yeast infections if used for vaginal penetration), and NEVER use two condoms at once because this makes the condoms more prone to breaking and therefore less safe and effective. make sure to change to a new condom if you go from anal play to vaginal play, or from one partner to another.
when you're done, hold the base of the condom as the penis or toy is pulled out, then slide it off and dispose of it. if there is ejaculate inside, you may want to tie it off like balloon before throwing it away just to keep things tidy.
ID. Two images. The first has two phalluses with condoms on them. The left condom has a pinched, deflated tip and is marked with a check. The right condom has an inflated tip and is marked with an X.
The second image of an unused condom showing a nipple-shaped indent in the middle, sticking up out of the thicker ring surrounded by it.
normalize no-pressure sex where u just practice fucking n learning each otherâs body n rhythms n idiosyncrasies n letting each other know what feels good n doesn't while discovering things u didn't know felt so good to u along the way
getting fucked by your sleep paralysis demon, frozen in place. you have no choice but to take him as he slams his monstrous cock into your warm, tight cunt over and over again, filling you up to the brim. waking up in the morning thinking what a weird dream you had until you feel his sticky white goo sliding down your thighs <3
Bro imagine you decided to mess around with a ouija board just to see what would happen, not expecting anything at all, but as soon as you set it up the planchette starts moving like crazy. Not pointing to any letters that make sense, it's jumbled. As it turns out, there are several ghosts and they've all been waiting for a chance to talk to you
Reader unknowingly has a harem of monsters and ghosts who've been haunting them for years. They've been utterly oblivious to the paranormal stalking and equally uninterested in the occult.
Until they stumble upon an ouija board and decide to give it a try, out of pure amusement and nothing else. The outcome, of course, leaves them terrified and speechless. The planchette spins and turns and scratches ferociously against the board.
"Alright, gentlemen, we need some order in here," one of the ghoulish entities announces with bureaucratic monotony. "We won't get our message across if everyone uses it at once."
Consequently, a large queue forms before you as each unholy being takes its turn confessing its everlasting feelings.
"Listen," you say, impatiently, "it's the sixth time you're asking me to marry you. I've gotten the point by now."
The planchette moves.
It wasn't me. I waited for my turn.
"Your turn?" you stare at the empty space ahead. Darkness, and nothing else, yet your face slowly drains of color.
"How many of you are out there?"
Fallen angels⊠still so beautiful, but lacking the purity of their brethren in heaven.
They have desire now, lust so powerful they fall to their knees and cry out for relief. They feel hunger and pain, itâs almost unbearable.
Taking in a fallen angel isnât advised. They attach themselves to the first person they see. The poor things are like lost souls, latching onto whoever shows them kindness as they struggle to adapt to a body that feels.
Anger, hatred, jealousy, lust, happiness, love⊠every emotion is new and terrifying. Every part of their body needs to be thoroughly explored and explained to them.
Touching them for the first time, teaching them what pleasure feels like, showing them how it feels to make someone else feel good.
Watching their cock twitch with need, a desperate plea for something they donât know they want. Procreation isnât natural for angels, they donât even understand it.
But here they are, messily moving their hips against yours, drooling on your shoulder as they beg.
What are they begging for? They donât know, all they can do is whisper âplease, pleaseâ, over and over.
And when they cum, it feels like utter bliss. Youâre so fucking warm and soft, they never want to let go.
After being thrown out of heaven, youâre as close to divinity as theyâll ever get.
Thinking thoughts⊠idkâŠ
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"I'm not on birth control and I'm ovulating" đ€ men who want to impregnate me
'You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours'
accidental sex/touching is so fucking hot
like imagine some harmless play wrestling with a friend but then the one on top accidentally grinds their dick right against the other person's crotch. and you both just stare at each other wide-eyed because holy fuck, did that really just happen, and why did it feel really good? And oh god now we're both just grinding against each other holy shit I can't stop
a demon gently, lovingly forcing an orgasm out of an overanxious angel. its wings fluff and flutter uncontrollably while it rides their fingers, begging "no, please, i can't, i can't cum, i don't wantâ"
being told so softly "you can, honey, let go for me, i've got you, let yourself have itâ"
Idk I've said this before but crime/sin/wrongdoing can only exist in action. There is no ethical weight to thought nor can there be ontologically evil sex acts between two informed and consenting partners. Like, my full stop position is: if it is consensual it is ethical.
thinking of a dimly lit room, incessant plap plap plaps of skin slapping skin on the other side of a locked door that no one would dare enter, and incessant whines, some of them muffled in a merciful pillow and the others cried out, shrill and tinted with pleasure, and a love drunk, almost slurring voice that moans, "you're so pretty", "you're so good for me", 'your pussy feels so good', "you feel so good" over and over again
me constantly
Force masc alt trans guy who drags me along and pushes me around bc I called myself a girl during a bad dysphoria episode
Like him dragging me to his room and changing different things about me. Shoving me in his clothes, theyâre more baggy and less colorful. Shaving the sides of my head for me and smoking together.
Hanging out in his room and wearing his clothes, sitting on his bed when he pierces my lip and laughs at me when I whine about it.
âDude dude dude youâre so fine, donât even worry. Trust me okay? You look cool, you look like a boy. You are a boy, you can handle a little needle. Iâm gonna do your eyebrow next, youâre gonna look fucking awesome.â
And then we end up making out on his bed, with his hands between my legs and unffff
âThis is hot but you know I only fuck men right? I donât like girls, so if you still think youâre a girl then we can stop.â
And my brain is melted and gone but being fingered and fucked and used while repeating âIâm a boy Iâm a boy Iâm a boy fuck Iâm a boyâ is just yes yeah pls
touch starved dom who's so needy it can't wait to touch me, can't listen to my whines it just needs to fucking have me. wrestling me into place beneath it so it can use my body as it pleases.. growling and biting me all over and spitting out a hold fucking still when i cry and flinch away from its touch