FlyingShy

23. If you want my pronouns I got all of 'em. No really, I'll take yours too. In fact, I already did.

[oliviawhen]

Felinyan’s. Do not touch.🗡️

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[fibro-memes]

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[blueiscoool]

TIFFANY STUDIOS 'Nautilus' Desk Lamp

Leaded glass, gilt bronze. Base impressed TIFFANY STUDIOS NEW YORK 634. Circa 1915.

[dogzcats]

inside the actors' studio with Colin Firth

[the-nugget-squad]

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[mysticblondex]

Come over so I can put my leg on you and go to sleep

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[tube-time]

Consider

Guy in space who politely encourages his equipment

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[guooey]

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

[forger343]

@videogamecows

[bovineblogger]

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

[taraljc]

I WISH TO PET THEIR NOSE

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not