Patriarchy Kink Sir @patriarchistkinksir - Tumblr Blog

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Hello, this is a kink blog. As such, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!! Go away. Shoo.

Irl I'm a feminist fella, this is an exploration of my darker desires. (As such, if you're an actual "trad" (as in wants to force it on everyone), terf scum or an irl misogynist, fuck off all the way to outer space. I will block you. If you like the orange turd, do everyone a solid and kys :)) Consent is the most important thing! And please remember that even behind this blog is a human.

I'm straight, with a bit of a belly, well over 180cm, with a 16/6'4 uncut love muscle.

Ladies, feel free to message me (though I only *play* with cis women). I don't require anything except basic respect you'd give anyone else. But of course I like it if you call me Sir. NOT BUYING/PAYING

Love ❤️‍🔥:

Facefucking/receiving oral, especially cock/balls worship. Also it gets me absolutely wild if a woman gives lots of kisses to my cock, or hands. Fave position is woman laying on her back on bed, head just out, and me fucking her throat while groping her tits ❤️‍🔥

Obedient sluts

Women who degrade themselves for my pleasure

Face slapping

Spanking

Big, round tiddies. What can I say 🤷🏼‍♂️

Redheads ❤️

Dykebreaking/corrupting a feminist. This includes having you admit, freely, that you love all this patriarchy stuff 😘

2 or more women servicing me

Gender traitors! 🩷 And girlies competing for that sweet male validation.

Teasing and orgasm denial/making you edge, or on the other hand overstimulating.

Like: A little bit of humiliating, but this isn't a strong desire by any means.

The woman riding me while I lay

Doggy style

Wlw.

Petting/giving scritches, also receiving them

Getting to freely grope

Just kissing! If your mouth is clean.

Cumming on the woman (face, tits etc)

Praise, but only in moderation. Too much makes me uncomfortable. I don't mind you praising me for this blog, though.

Good butts. I'm a tiddy man first and foremost, but I can appreciate a booty too.

Somewhat like cnc?? Not super into it, but could do it.

Neutral: A lot of things, obviously. Can't name anything specific rn. Might update.

Dislike: I'm a fan of hygiene, so butt stuff is…. eh. Not really my thing. Might negotiate it at least though with the right partner.

Anything too harsh. Doms have limits too.

Ropes. So much trouble for something you can easily do with chains.

Hypnosis. Just not into it.

Knifeplay. This is very close to a hard limit, because of the risks.

Choking, same reason as above. If it's light choking, ie. only gently pressing from the sides, I'm more ok with it.

Partner getting too much attention from someone else. Yeah I'm kinda possessive, sue me 🫶🏻

Absolute no:s: Sharing with a man. Nope. Hands off dude, this one's mine. I'll cut you

Detrans kink. Not kink shaming, but this is just something that's really not my cuppa. Feel free to follow me, just don't try to include me in it ✌🏻

Sissy kink. You do you, but it's not my cuppa. Again, feel free to follow though.

Diapers. NO.

ED:s. No no no no no no no.

Raceplay. In tumblr, this is an absolute No. If it was super important to my partner, I might consider, and even then it's a lot to ask.

Actually, permanently hurting someone. No, I won't.

Making my partner cry. No matter how "in-scene" it might be, it'd make me too uncomfortable. I'd feel horrible.

Feet. Watersports/scat. Basically anything disgusting or downright filthy. No. NO. Not ever.

dollofhearts

daddy-tell

Hello all,

I don’t usually make posts like this, but I feel it’s important to warn others.

Over the last couple of days, someone on Tumblr contacted me asking me to speak to @pennymra for some fun. They repeatedly pushed to become her third boyfriend despite being told “no.”

After that boundary was made clear, they spent hours sending me abusive messages. During those conversations, they also admitted that other people had cut contact with them after similar behaviour in DMs.

They made comments such as, “I’ll take what I deserve,” and, “I don’t give a fuck how you feel,” which, in my view, showed a disregard for consent and personal boundaries.

And even made vague posts about responses in an attempt to garner sympathy after being denied their “promised opportunity” with Penny.

I’m sharing this so others can make informed decisions if they’re contacted by this person. Please be careful, trust your instincts, and don’t be afraid to block or disengage if someone refuses to respect your boundaries.

The accounts they used were: @puppetmaster25v2 and @puppetmasterv3.

bwslut

fuck and suck and edge and obey

mentouchherpeaches-deactivated2

The government said the new mandated neural implants would launch the world into a better future for mankind.

The moment the last chip was implanted, the switch was flipped, elevating the baseline mental processing power of every man in the nation.

Every man. Women were rocked by the sensation of their thoughts slowing down to a crawl. The government capped the mental processing power of every woman in the country well below even the dumbest man. In an instant, former lawyers and doctors and engineers were as dim and flighty as any stripper or hooker.

With one more switch, each of those woman was all as horny as a stripper or hooker, too. In seconds, a whole gender became a dumbed down second-class who would have to obey their smarter betters.

It wasn't like the women understood enough of what was going on to complain anyway. The government was right; it was a better future for mankind.

tastylittlepixie

being a nerd and being kinky is so awesome

reblog if you're a kinky nerd

puppydogcumslvt

God imagine if aphrodisiac creams/oils actually worked. Like if I’m too bratty or im annoying you to too much you’d tying me down with my legs spread out and I’d have to watch in horror as you pull out the big jar of aphrodisiac oil. You’d spread a heafy amount on my pussy, making sure to rub it in my clit, and step back as you watch it do its magic. I’d turn into a moaning, writhing mess as I try to buck my hips for any sort of relief. And you’d just watch, maybe take a few pictures to show me later with how huge of a slut I am. Then you’d leave me there for hours, making sure to reapply the oils every now and again <3

#I'd LOVE to do this to someone 😈

pregnantemmie

I want to have a sleepover with my pregnant bestie 😩✨ you know what happens at sleepovers…

reorientation

As much as I'd enjoy knocking up a bunch of fakeboys and dykes during Pride month, I think it'd be even better to do it in, say, September.

Because that means all my little babymakers would be full term during Pride season. No marching in a parade when you can barely waddle. No pretending that what's between your legs doesn't matter, when you're swollen up with the consequences of spreading them.

It would be awfully cute to have a bunch of "FtM"s staying home in maternity dresses instead of going out to celebrate, with their hips slowly getting wider as they got ready to push out a straight man's babies. The "lesbians" might still be able to go out and wave little rainbow flags from the sidelines - lots of lesbians have biological children! - as long as no one asked them what sperm bank they used. And as long as their water didn't break while they were there.

But it would all be okay. They wouldn't need to take part in the queer community celebrations. Not when there was a new community for them - a sisterhood of brand new mommies.

I think I'll change the blog name after all. Even if things went so far that I'd enter a TPE someday, I'm a big old softie inside. Misogyny just doesn't reflect that, even within kink.

Tl;dr: blog name changing, no need to panic.

cortexcollapse

I set my phone to face recognition and now the only way I can unlock it if I stick my tongue out. It is embarrassing enough that it keeps me wet, open and suggestible. A defenseless dolly.

A slightly different question for anyone:

Which 1 of your kinks would you be willing to give up permanently? If hypothetically you had to give up 1.

For me, probably preggo kink. I could live without it 🤷🏼‍♂️

Has anyone else gotten errors when trying to report accounts?