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[deathtripz]

[aloexist]

[fkaeros]

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

[flyingwiththehippogriffs]

running out of room in an essay: the U.S.

needing to fill up more space in an essay: the United States of America, the freedom powerhouse of the world, above Mexico, below Canada, lemme pledge allegiance to that fine ass flag, God bless America, amen

[ripshibainus-blog]

[the-plaid-monkey]

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

[ayyymagician-deactivated2017012]

John Green's writing process

*flips a coin* ok, so, a boy, who is in love with a girl who *spins a wheel* collects secondhand journals, meet and *rolls dice* go on a cruise with the main character’s *throws dart* albino friend who likes *picks a card out of a hat* 11th century Norwegian poetry.

[riley-friar]

[forcefields]

i love this so much

[thursday]

[theravenkingscourt]

fun alternatives to "bros" or "dudes"

meme team

friendlings

ducklings

friends

Romans

countrymen

[sicknymphet-deactivated20150531]

*pretends to be joking about wanting a sugar daddy but is actually totally down*

[foxxycleopatra]

“i can’t figure out this problem”

teacher: use your head

[faglick]

[mustgetlonely-deactivated202603]

[hobolunchbox]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[nubbsgalore]

for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are adorned in vermillion and garlands of marigold. photos by (click pic) narendra shrestha, niranjan shrestha, navesh chitrakar, prakash mathema in kathmandu. 

[asian]

I’m not even religious but this is the type of holiday that I would get behind

[beariums-deactivated20151229]

gay update: getting gayer