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styofa doing anything
Xuebing Du
trying on a metaphor
dirt enthusiast
YOU ARE THE REASON

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
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Three Goblin Art

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@oakkay
my primary gender is known but I have other secret genders you unlock by gifting me things and navigating my dialog tree
transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints available)
fascinating to me how quickly we forget that the cycles repeat. people treating 5-15 year olds like this breed of superchild created to do evil and taint the world. that was all of us. "they're wrecking sephoras" you would not survive a 2015 hot topic with this mindset. "they're falling for the stanley cup thing" buying on trend overly robust camping gear for every day use is like. a middle class tradition in this country. our glorious kånken backpack vs their wicked stanley cup.
you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"
Boss makes a dollar You make a dime You read unsanitary pirate slash On company time
Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you're back you must just be that got-dang good at your job
Fam, some jobs are like being a firefighter. 90% of the time you're not doing anything that important, but by golly, when they need you, they need you.
Some jobs, you can fuck around for six hours a day, but you know what you're doing so well that the work you do in two hours would take somebody else ten.
Some jobs, you spend those two hours preventing other people from making mistakes that would take 100 hours to fix if you weren't there to steer them right.
So don't buy into the idea that if you're not working 480 minutes a day, you're not doing enough to get paid a day's wages. That's the capitalism talking.
You're a better employee when you keep your morale up, and sometimes you do that by reading fanfiction on the clock in between putting out your little fires.
My grandad worked nights for the railroad, and he liked to say that he got paid for what knew, not what he did. There would be nights without a single train, but someone had to be there to make sure that any train that came by was on time and on the right track. It could be so slow the guys set up a projector and watched x-rated films on the clock. OP, I think your okay.
Yeah I guess.
I may read fic in the clock but I'm the one who knows where the files are.
personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job
dare i even say that, with how much technology has advanced in america, the 40 hour work week shouldn't be as commonplace and you should still get full-time employment benefits when you're working less than that actually
overheard a dude in the las vegas airport say “she suck my peeny tip” and i can’t stop laughing
Collection
"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all
call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping
Mahmoud Darwish, Life To The Last Drop
This is a big thing that I continue to work on unlearning/relearning
read the manifesto for maintenance art and maybe u’ll feel better abt sweeping ur floor and doing ur dishes.
sometimes I see older people and I’m like... how do you do it? how do you cope with the loss of people and places and things as life progresses
We're having adult recess. Where are you running first
the tire swing
the regular swings
the slide
the jungle gym
the basketball court
the area of dirt and grass for contact sports
by the metal fence
the sea saw
other area (explain in the tags)
I'd rather stay inside for recess
I got in trouble so I have to stay inside
the wooden castle