heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die.

Flynn Evans. Sixteen. Twin. Junior. Unfortunately part of a blended family. Talk shit, get hit, but to be honest, I'm probably not even going to bother with you.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

I have about four knives on me at all times, there’s no reason to worry.

Guess I’ll cross knife off the list of potential Christmas gift ideas. Seriously, Flynn… just… please be safe. I’ll see you tomorrow when you’re home from work.

[flynnevansx]

... A telescope, if you're looking for ideas. I will be. See you.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

I’ll be fine. They trust me to lock up ninety percent of the time, I may as well work here.

That doesn’t mean I don’t worry about you, son.

[flynnevansx]

I have about four knives on me at all times, there's no reason to worry.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

This is the most harmless thing I have ever done in my life. I’m on first name basis with the staff here. It’s the one place I actually enjoy myself. So… I tend to fall asleep here. It’ll most likely happen tonight.

You’re also on a first name basis with half the officers at the police station, so that doesn’t really make me feel better. You cause me way too many sleepless nights, you know that?

[flynnevansx]

I'll be fine. They trust me to lock up ninety percent of the time, I may as well work here.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

If I’m not home by curfew, I’m safe and have most likely just fallen asleep.

Flynn, you have a curfew for a reason. I expect you home on time.

[flynnevansx]

This is the most harmless thing I have ever done in my life. I'm on first name basis with the staff here. It's the one place I actually enjoy myself. So... I tend to fall asleep here. It'll most likely happen tonight.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

Yes and yes.

Alright, be good then. Be home by curfew.

[flynnevansx]

If I'm not home by curfew, I'm safe and have most likely just fallen asleep.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

Unimportant.

Are you somewhere safe and not doing anything that could get you arrested?

[flynnevansx]

Yes and yes.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

I’m tired and spending time in like, the one place I actually enjoy.

Where’s that?

[flynnevansx]

Unimportant.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

I’ll think about going to church. Don’t bet on it though. All right.

Any reason you’re being so short with me?

[flynnevansx]

I'm tired and spending time in like, the one place I actually enjoy.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

I’m not going to church, but we’re closed on Christmas. I’m definitely going to visit mom.

I think we’re all going to go visit mama on Christmas Eve. You don’t have to go to church, but I would like it if you would. I thought we’d have Christmas lunch all as a big family, and open presents and stuff together.

[flynnevansx]

I'll think about going to church. Don't bet on it though. All right.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

It’s okay. I don’t hate it.

Are you learning a lot? And, are you going to have time off at Christmas for church and visiting mom and all the family stuff?

[flynnevansx]

I'm not going to church, but we're closed on Christmas. I'm definitely going to visit mom.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

No, but I stopped believing in Santa after kindergarten.

Well, that’s depressing. I guess maybe it made your more grateful to mama and I for presents instead of thanking Santa. How’s work been going, Flynn?

[flynnevansx]

It's okay. I don't hate it.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

It’s a girl? You’re really going to lie to her and crush her heart when she finds out Santa isn’t real?

Yep, isn’t that exciting. Flynn, it’s not all that bad. Did it crush your heart when you found out?

[flynnevansx]

No, but I stopped believing in Santa after kindergarten.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

flynnevansx:

I’m pretty sure the kid has a long time to go before they understand the concept of elf on a shelf. Not to mention, I’m going to tell them Santa isn’t real.

Aw, come on. Are you really going to spoil that joy for your baby sister? You used to love the pranks elf on a shelf used to pull when you were little.

[flynnevansx]

It's a girl? You're really going to lie to her and crush her heart when she finds out Santa isn't real?

[whatif-blaineanderson]

I just realized, now that we’re going to have another little one… that means we can start doing elf on the shelf again!

[flynnevansx]

I'm pretty sure the kid has a long time to go before they understand the concept of elf on a shelf. Not to mention, I'm going to tell them Santa isn't real.

[addison-x-anderson-deactivated2]

flynnevansx:

Why do you have t attempt to mother everyone all the time?

I’m not trying to replace mom I just care, please let me help you.

[flynnevansx]

Athena, all you do is attempt to mother people, whether you believe it or not.

[patrickmcdempsey]

flynnevansx:

I can and I will.

Flynn…why don’t you want to go to the hospital?

[flynnevansx]

Oh, just to be arbitrary. No rhyme or reason behind it.

[addison-x-anderson-deactivated2]

flynnevansx:

Leave it, Athena.

Come on Flynn, please let me help. If you ever want to enlist you can’t have a screwed up arm so it’s better to get it checked out.

[flynnevansx]

Why do you have t attempt to mother everyone all the time?