FMA in Florida

After a few florida man jokes shared in an fma discord server, the members decided to imagine what the fma verse would be like if it took place in florida. Enjoy these news clippings showing the outragious crimes our favorite characters would commit. (Note: we do not comment on or condone the actions of the actual criminals doing these things we just find them hilarious.)

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What else were they supposed to do with them?

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Gotta work on keeping mustang off the hard stuff riza

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Give him the bun

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• pretty ✓

• petty ✓

• bit of an asshole ✓

• exists around copious amounts of plants ✓

• stole an intangible thing ✓

Russell Tringham is a fae.

cos ed: *conspiracy theory mode activated*

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He is unstoppable

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Anything for the clout

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It was epic

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He wants his fries damn it

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Hi! this is one of the best accounts i have ever seen!! love this blog 💜💜💜

Thank you, im sorry ive not been able to post stuff lately. Work has been limiting my free time a lot. I am alive tho!

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Several asses were kicked in the process

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The one and only time dante apologized for anything