I'm F'n AdoraBL

✨Rolling girl by mother goose is a better metaphor for pushing through repeatedly getting your head caved in by life than Sisyphus ever could✨

[depsidase]

[stealmyheartaway]

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

[stealmyheartaway]

awrruf... c'mere

[stealmyheartaway]

rrawrf

[yugirimistwalker]

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

[bluesturngold]

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

[bluesturngold]

no wait. do they have seatbelts. of course not. it's a harness, right? shit. i mean woof

[onyxmistkes]

thought that i'd add on to the scene because it made me laugh

inspired by Existential Crisis Mode written by @luciaintheskyainthi

[oracleact]

I went to see predator: badlands in the theatre today and I was so blown away by the visuals!

the facial details of the yautja through cgi are just incredible, they are spectacular to watch - from the details of the fixed features like their teeth/fangs, to moving features like their how their skin visibly ripples with their emotional expressions and breathing…right down to the twitches in frustration, fear, confusion…

I haven’t caught up on the other recent predator films yet (I think there’s two) so, although I assume they’d be using a similar type of cgi work to capture things, this is genuinely the most expressive I’ve ever witnessed them. the sound design for their speech is insane too, it vibrates through you beautifully. they really nailed the yautja.

[reibub]

they make me SICKKKK (in a happy way)

[hacranez]

Childhood sweethearts.

[bun0nthemoon]

Fluffy boi! did u miss him!

[kyri45]

🍉💖PINK SUMMER print series by Kyri45💖 🍉

This was the illustration series in which I had the MUST fun ever with colors. Neon vaporwave goes brrrr

[katnficer]

this is how it'll happen btw

[midosune]

i like his thighs

[depsidase]

[valrixian]

This does not mean I like jason… it’s for oomf

[nyantara]

apparently most of you do not know how to pirate audiobooks? sign up for an account on audiobookbay or mobilism with an email account not linked to your identity. torrent or download. fmhy has more websites i've never needed to venture out to. and its got a reasonably good guide on how to do piracy safely.

if its an older, popular out of copyright book, librivox has it too. it is a community oriented audiobook creation and distribution website. i recorded a book on there too. so can you :)

[wltstation]

a borger

more borger

[vamphellsing]

Wishing all boys with glasses a very let me kiss you because boys with glasses are actually the most perfect things in the whole world and I need more appreciation for them everywhere

I love you boys with glasses

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[finnoky]

:3c

(I thought i posted this before but I cant see it... so sorry if this is a repost)