h4yl3y @foaplover69 - Tumblr Blog

almost had a guy fucking kill me on the motorway today and when i looked over to do angry hand motions at him he looked back and smiled

#his ass knows he was in the wrong

Kiss marry kill fuck, peepee, poopoo, vomit, a crispy sprite

wow thank you for this great question tumblr user catzz089, i shall answer in great detail:

i would probably fuck peepee becuase that is the most logical choice as (the) peepee is the primary male sex organ

marry poopoo because a bitch has ibs and i already spend most of my waking hours poopooing (occasionally in my pants)

vomit is a definite kill because that shit hurts and makes your teeth rot and also the feeling leading up to it?? ew. also been thrown up on a bunch. would not recommend.

last but not least id kiss the crispy sprite purely bevause any normal person would marry ir but im #quirky and #different

thank you all (catz and randy) for coming to my ted talk!

hello timblr i too am now a tumblrer

i just #embarrassed myself at work by not recognosing red bull's co-founder's son 💔💔 really not a good look for me 🫩

#oh god theyll fire me

grogumaximus

my heart is so full of love HOOODIUMMM

i reconnected with an old friend yesterday and she MID CONVERSATION said "are you like autistic or somethinf youre looking at me autistically" which is the weirdest question ive ever been asked to date

so anyway im looking for a new sport guys open for amything

max crash caused sky sports to crash oh god the world is ending

accidental mclaren merch ownership (i have a mastercard)

#McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team

hamilton says riccIardo 💔💔

i need a breqk ive starzed dreaming of the teams notificarion sound

#hahahaha #please find attached #hahahahahahaha #warm regards #hahahahahahahahahahahahah

rewatching the 2023 season to feel something

havign to lsiten to the austrian anthem at a football game inseatd of a race becazse red bull doesnt know how to be an f1 team </3

BESTIES WAKE UP THANK GOD FOR AUSTRIANS BECAUSE THE ORF HAS CONFIRMED THAT MAX TO MEEC ISNT HAPPWNING ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

#max verstappen #live laugh orf

opening tumblr in public is such a gamble because the likelihood of men kissing popping up on my screen is a liiiiiiittle too high for my liking