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My very real guesses for the new GW2 Specs

#better reblog this here #gw2 spoilers #end of dragons #very real

Coming up with jokes on the spot is hard

#gw2 #gw2 halloween #someone wanted the mad king's sylvari minitour joke and this is what my brain spat out #c: Mad Kings Towel

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#yeah that's it #that's halloween #happy mad king times

-caramelldansen plays-

#foff breaks things #c: Foffle Snave

‘This is why I don’t log on outside of Hallowen’

#c: Mad Kings Towel

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aggrokawaii

forest puppy

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that’s a deer

daniel-noise

its a forest puppy

#Foffle Snave and her pets

Tyria Gay Pride But We Just Say Sosig

#gw2 #gw2 pride #sosig

Awww, the kids have inherited my inability to follow the laws of physics!

Isn’t that cute!

#gw2 #skyscale #i love them

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Please do not attempt to use the Eternal Alchemy as a mesmer port

#heehoo

Showoff

#c: Foffle Snave #foff breaks things

#what is happening #map chat blease

Subnautica is finally over, and what a journey it was!

But really who decided to let me paint the ship

#subnautica #subnautica spoilers

#sab

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Strange Kodan in West Bjora Marches (LF Footage)

I accidentally perma-deleted video of a rare sighting out in Bjora Marches, so I’m reaching out to you guys for help.

Outside the Cavern of Lost Sons (possibly during the Drakkar meta only), a ring of kodan appear around a book. If you don’t interact with the book, each of the kodan speaks a line. This is the footage I need.

It is possibly a one-time event, so please let me know if you haven’t seen this occurrence yet and are able to grab a recording of it.

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Here are the lines obtained so far (thanks to @pr-gw2, @kiniism and @mad-queen-thorn!):

“Is somebody there? Please, read the book.”

“Please, take this book. Take it far away from here.”

“Please read to us. I cannot see.”

“The book is all we have left. Take it, please.”

Unaccounted for*:

“Would you like to read our book?”

“I think you’d like our book.”

*If my memory serves.

I believe there are at least 5 lines, and possibly one for each kodan sitting in the circle; they may repeat several times first. Thank you all for your help!

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