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All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.
On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.
As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)
SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU
That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!
CARE BEAR STARE!
Again. RAMMING SPEED!
CARE BEAR STARE!
