Iâve been working on my CORB, and if youâre thinking to yourself, I didnât think CORB was happening right nowâŚyou would be right! Iâm so, so late, but thatâs pretty standard for me irl so Iâm not going to let that stop me.
I'm a little more than halfway through a rough first draft and my plan is to have it entirely written before I start posting. I'm really trying to push through the rough draft, so there is a lot of placeholder dialogue and "[MAKE BETTER JOKE HERE]" and "[SPELL]" happening. Guys, the first draft doesn't have to be good, it's just gotta get writ. It doesn't always flow the way I'd like, but it's moving along, and that's enough for me for a first draft. It's going to be so, so romcom. Pray I can pull this off!
Tags & a snippet below the cut.
âWhyâs your mouth so puffy and red?â Sophie says when I come in from my "baking" class. (Earlier than usual, because Simon and I both have to get up for the market in the morning.) (I don't tell them that part. No one knows about Simon yet.)
âOh no! Surely you told them about your kiwi allergy, Basil?â Daphne says, panicked.
âItâs not kiwi,â I groan. âIâm fine, mum.â
âThen what is it?â Mordelia smirks.
âI have an incurable case of mind your own business. I hope itâs contagious.â Sophie and Petra giggle but Daphne still looks worried.
feel free to share something you're working on, writing or otherwise! I'd love to hear about it.
@artsyunderstudy made three new art pieces for this fic which are absolutely STUNNING
I had the absolute joy and honor of pairing with @artsyunderstudy to bind this stunning fic by and for @cutestkilla! đ§Ą
Main typeface: Averia Serif
Title/Chapter font: Freehand Blockletter
Bookcloth: Duo Brick
Vinyl: Siser Gold, Cricut Foil in Bronze and Rose Gold, Cricut Iron On in Oyster and Wine
Paper: Church Paper Short Grain 24lb Opaque Vanilla
Cut with a Cricut Maker, applied with Cricut Heat Press, and printed on a Brother Laser L2460 Printer and Epson Inkjet 3830 Printer
The back cover design is based on this lovely art by @artsyunderstudy
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đť Last Song:Â The last song I listened to was something my son was playing in the car that I wasnât familiar with (heâs an excellent DJ, with a broad range - he always gets the aux). However, the song thatâs been stuck in my head all week is Wait by the River by Lord Huron.
đş Currently Watching:Â I started a free AMC trial, and started watching Interview with the Vampire. I donât actually watch a whole lot of anything (I prefer reading), so I doubt Iâll finish it before my trial is up, but.. weâll see.
đ Currently Reading: Network Effect by Martha Wells (one of the Murderbot Diaries books). Also! The Disabled Tyrantâs Beloved Pet Fish finally came off hold at the library⌠but itâs volume 2, so I checked it out and am hoping against all hope that volume 1 comes up (Iâm first in line!!) before I have to return it. For fic, I am currently reading a fan re-write of the Captive Prince trilogy from Laurentâs POV. Itâs so well done, and so so heartbreaking.
đ Current Obsession:Â Witch Hat Atelier, probably. I watched the anime, and then bought all the ebooks (for the main story, though the Kitchen ones are awfully tempting), then found out that there were a bunch more chapters published online and, of course, bought all the chapters that are released so far. Itâs such a good story, and the art is stunning.
đ Currently Working On: Umm⌠I donât think I have any projects right now. I have a lot of home projects I want to do, but donât have the money/energy/skill, probably. Such is life.
đ Currently wearing:Â an old t-shirt and pickle boxers (my pajamas).
đ Last Google Search: I searched for Evelyn from The Mummy (1999), because I was trying to recall a certain outfit⌠10/10 was not disappointed in any of her outfits.
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(Tagging people makes me so nervous, so I apologize if you do not want to be tagged; please ignore this if that is the case.)
You won't believe it, but in the year of our common era 2026, I have opened not one, not two, but three fics that have never before been published. Have I done substantive work on them besides opening the file and then closing it again? Maybe! Maybe not! Don't worry your pretty little head about that! Progress, not perfection.
Also no! It's not Sunday! I'm not a perfectionist okay! I'm getting the party started early!
Below the cut, tags and 3 snippets, one for each fic, because I'm feeling luxurious.
FIC 1, which I'm calling Simon Out Loud (this is the rewriting the "not a date" scene from canon where Simon watches Baz read books he stole from the library. It's not very original, which I think is kind of the fun of it--more of a revision of a couple scenes from canon. Is this still worth publishing/reading? You tell me.) (no really please tell me):
The first few places we checked in Covent Garden looked promising, by which I mean full of dead-eyed people who seemed too interested in looking Baz up and down, but I think they were just Normal clubs.Â
At one of them, with rainbow flags lining the wall, we actually got swept up on the dance floor before we could make sure it wasnât the right place. Vampires can be gay too, you know.Â
I thought I was going to lose Baz in the crowd, so I grabbed his hand again and he must have felt the same way because he didnât shake me off.
FIC 2, which I'm calling Three Scoops (you should never take me seriously, you must know this by now):
Suddenly, Simonâs whole demeanor changes. Normally, heâs very Golden Retriever. I mean literallyâheâs all big eyes and golden and curly-headed. Maybe more like a golden doodle. (I love dogs!) But right now heâs more like one of those pointing dogs thatâs spotted a duck or something. Ramrod straight and at attention. Itâs at odds with his surfer-dude vibesâI think he literally surfs in his free time, based on some comments he made and his muscles and the freckles.
I had been about to ask him if he was dating anyone, and then work my way around to if his friend Penny was dating anyoneâshe was in the shop when I interviewed and in that five minutes I learned sheâs super smart and a little terrifying and also completely adorable. (I donât think I should tell her that last one.) (Yet.)Â
But now Simonâs on alert and definitely not paying enough attention for me to be able to dig for answers.
âWhat is it?â I say.Â
âCustomers,â he says grimly.
FIC 3, and let's just call this one MBFMW:
"Um, hello?" he says to me.
âBlue,â I say dreamily.
âBlue?â he asks, confused.
I clear my throat. âI mean, do you need help?â
He smiles at me and goddammit, heâs got a dimple. I definitely must have cast a spell. Or someone did. âProbably,â he says, smiling at me on the floor. âBut I feel like I should be asking you that.â
Have you opened and then closed any word docs recently that you want to mention? It's not too late!
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think youâre 25 or something. Yay!
Hello lovelies đ I hope you're having a stellar July so far (I am...not...but that's alright. Nevertheless we persist and all that yadda yadda etc etc.)
Surprisingly, I have a fic nearly ready to go! It's my Watford-era amnesia fic that I may have mentioned a while ago. (I actually can't remember, how appropriate.)
Here are six+ spoiler free sentences for you, from Simon's POV:
"Penny, we've been at this for literal hours," I remind her.
"And yet I notice you've yet to accomplish anything." Baz's drawling voice carries through the wood behind us.
I reach for my sword and nearly jab myself in the side with my wand. I don't have a good place to keep my wand. (I don't have a holster like Baz.)
I brandish it in front of me like it's a weapon, instead of a glorified twig. It feels too small.
A spoiler and tags below the cut:
Here's the spoiler that the Ao3 tags will spoil for you anyways: this is a fake amnesia fic. How does that work? Simon would also like to know, but the Mage has banned the internet at Watford so he just believes Baz when Baz says he's lost his memory.
Anyways, I still need to double check all my commas and come up with a title but hopefully that will be up by Friday!
+ anyone else who wants to share what they've been working on đ
(also it's been forever since i've properly gone through this tag list, pls let me know if you're no longer in this fandom, or you want to be added/removed/italicized/etc)
written for @carry-on-big-bang with art from @ic3que3n
20k, complete, rated: M, tags: past and implied rape/non-con (not between Simon and Baz), extreme disassociation, not Mage-friendly, alcohol as a coping mechanism, victim blaming, self victim-blaming, heavy angst, angst with a happy ending, getting together, political marriage, please please please read the tags in full on ao3
Simon desperately wants to fix the mistake he made when he gave his magic to the Mage, hoping that the transfer would kill the Humdrum once and for good. And it did, at the cost of expelling all magic from the World of Mages.Â
The sudden lack of magic loosened the Mageâs grip on power. With Simonâs help, the Mage devised a plan to try and bring magic back, but, three years later, nothing theyâve done has worked. Instead, the Mage is using Simon to help strengthen his political position by making him sleep with influential mages, both as reward and blackmail.Â
It's an exhausting existence, especially since, other than the Mage and his men, the only people who know what Simonâs become are those who share his bed. He doesnât want to be this person, but he also doesnât know where else to go, and who might be forced to take his place if he were to escape.
Then, Baz breaks into Simonâs hotel room.
read the fic on ao3 or just scroll down to see @ic3que3nâs amazing artwork of Simon and Baz in their wedding suits (theyâre so hot) if the content is too heavy for you âĽď¸
Brim hat design for Tetia based on her desire to have a hat with two cones! The brim is made of clouds like her special spell, and a Brush Buddy plus Brush Bully because I love them â¤ď¸ I also painted her hair using the same brush as the Starry Night Coco dress. Her curly waves gave off that flowy Van Gogh vibeâ¨
The hours long painting videos, HD images and PSD Files will be DMed on the 5th of each month on Patreon.com.Yuumei