Just me

I changed my username because I am no longer a differentjellyfishbitch other account is Siobhan-Ashleigh

[cosmicstarlatte]

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

[ironicallyyn]

[tsukii0002]

Mc: You *pointing accusingly with their finger*

Mammon: Me?

Mc: Yes *narrowing their eyes*, you.

Mammon: *sweating* W-what??

Mc: You….

Mammon: What's going on?! What have I done??!!

Mc: *kissing him on the lips* You are the love of my life*leaves*

Mammon: … *blushing violently* MC!!!!!

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[mammons-lover]

Short Obey Me! skits (idk what to call it, this is just a bunch of unfinished thoughts)

Divider from @saradika-graphics

MC: You wanna make out? Leviathan: …With tongue? MC (leaning closer): We can do whatever you want. Leviathan: You’re scaring me…

MC: I got my first check! Leviathan: You better hide it. MC: Why? Leviathan: Duh, Mammon. He’ll start by asking for $2, and next thing you know, you’re broke. Mammon (from another room): I don’t need money, asshole! Beel (walking by, mid-bite): That guy’s a fucking liar. MC & Levi: Beel?!

Lucifer (without looking up from his book): What’s that behind your back, Satan? Satan: …Nothing. Lucifer (turning a page): So if I turn around right now, I won’t see anything? Satan (mouthing to Belphie): Abort. Take it and run. Belphie: (grabs the bag of cursed objects and takes off) Lucifer: … Satan: Well… technically, there was nothing behind my back when you turned.

MC (raising an eyebrow): Do you need that? Mammon (offended): Huh? Excuse me? MC: I said, do you need that. Mammon (scoffs): Tch—do you? MC (staring him down): What the hell, Mammon, were you about to fight me?! Mammon (hands up defensively): What? No! I’d never! MC (grinning): Right, ‘cause you’re a pussy. Mammon (instantly): WHAT?! MC: You know you wouldn’t win against me. Mammon (offended pride rising): Do you even realize who you’re talkin’ to?! MC: Yeah, yeah... the “second strongest demon” or whatever. The one I can still beat. Mammon (pointing): You wanna prove that?! MC (cracking knuckles): Let’s go then, bitch boy.

Mammon (walking past beel gorging): big back🎶big back🎶 Beelzebub (whipping his head around): HELLO?! Mammon (staring wide-eyed): Pfftt… I didn’t mean to say that out loud.

Beelzebub: Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme? Have you ever gone to Krispy Kreme? Lucifer: What is that? MC: Yeah… Beelzebub: Was it Krispy? MC: No? Beelzebub (disappointed): Right… right

Thank You For Reading! I'll be posting the next chapters of Therapy With The Brothers soon; I have some written up but not to my liking yet.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: I want cookies

Simeon: Mc it's 2AM

Mc: that's not a no

Simeon: no Mc

Mc: damn sucks that I already made them

Simeon: Mc either you go back to sleep or I'll throw you out

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: (hugging Luke)

Solomon: what's happening now?

Simeon: Luke called them their parent and now they refuse to let go

Luke: (embarrassed) it was an accident

Mc: to late your now officialy my baby

Luke: I'm no baby!

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: kill em with kindness but if that doesn't work turn them into soup

Beel: how about turning them into soup first?

Mc: great question, but I'll ignore it

Beel: coward

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: I want candy

Simeon: I have fruit

Mc: no

Simeon: Mc you didn't eat anything healthy for a week either you get fruit or you starve

Mc: (sitting down) starving it is

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: (holding Luke) I'm going out with my Son

Solomon: Mc Luke is not your kid

Mc: (covering Luke's ears) don't listen to his lies Luke

Luke: yeah I'm not going to listen to your lies!

Solomon: and who's the other parent? I wou-

Simeon: (glaring at Solomon) Luke was my Son first so it should be obvious

[witheredapple]

Lucifer: Ok, fine! I slept with Diavolo back when I was an angel, ok?! But it was just sex! Nothing else happened.

The brothers:

The brothers: *Looks at Satan*

Satan:

Diavolo: *gasps and cries happy tears* ...son?

Satan: NO!

[kit-the-gaygent]

Mc : *after Diaviolo whole uniting the three worlds speech* you're telling me, I paid for college, and now I gotta pay for more school?! I can't afford that!

Diaviolo : .... wat?

Luci : RAD is free education ... all you have to do is sign up?

Mc : IT'S FREE!?

Diaviolo : Awesome!

Luci : We're going to gloss over the fact that you have to pay to go to school in the human realm?

[tsukii0002]

Imagine that Mc is the only person capable of saying no to Diavolo normally, without any fear or consideration for his status. For example, imagine that when they were in the human world Diavolo proposes something grandiloquent and attention-grabbing, but Mc tells him firmly “No, Dia, we're not going to do that”. Or in the creation of a new event, the prince proposes to alter all the schedules to do something totally new and unknown, everyone is racking their brains to tell him it's not a good idea and the human just comes up to him and says “It's not a good idea, let's think of something else”.

And while all the demons around look at Mc with fear, reproach or disbelief. We have the future king of Devildom looking with heartfelt eyes at the human. Because in Devildom he can do anything, no one can deny him anything reasonable or not, most demons are unable to even show disagreement against him. But Mc is not afraid to speak their mind, they are not afraid to tell him how bad some ideas are, how dangerous or senseless they are, they are not afraid to go against him. And that just makes him, for once, feel like someone treats him as an equal, sees him as an equal. And that just makes the demon appreciate the human more and more.

Noble Demon: What do you see in that human, my lord?

Diavolo: *heart-shaped eyes* They tell me no.

Mc: *saluting him with a smile*

Diavolo: *sighing* They are perfect.

Noble Demon: ???

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Thanks for reading 🩷

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[tsukii0002]

Diavolo: I have obtained certain toys from the human world.

Mc: What kind of toys?

Diavolo: Oh, you know, *sly look* the fun kind.

Mc: Omg *suggestive look*

Diavolo: If you think you're going to rest tonight *smiling seductively* you're very wrong.

Mc and Diavolo are assembling some legos

Diavolo: Can we really reproduce the RAD with loose parts?

Mc: Trust the process, it will take longer but we'll get there.

Diavolo: *really happy* I knew that with you I would be able to finally assemble a model of the RAD.

Barbatos: *serving them tea with a smile* But please don't go to bed too late.

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[lovetei]

TW: Smut, expect the worse

You know what you realize sometimes?

It's the fact that your boyfriend is so big and so wide that whenever you two make love, it looks like he's forcing himself on to you.

You would be seated on DIAVOLO'S throne, legs spread as wide as you possibly can just to accommodate his size. He would be pounding you so hard and pinning you in your place so much that when someone managed to catch a glimpse of you, it would look like a giant is trying to fuck a fairy.

And with LUCIFER he would have you pinned on his bed, uniform still on, and he would be ramming his cock in you like he doesn't care for your well-being. Roughed out moans escape your throat as your stomach suddenly feels so full.

And then there's BEELZEBUB gripping the sheets beneath him as he let's you ride him so that you can control your pace, but fuck does he just want to thrust his hips upward and ruin your pretty little hole.

And then MEPHISTOPHELES would pin you on the wall like frame, his fangs sinking to your shoulder as he fucks you like a rabbit. He knew you came twice a minute ago, is he supposed to care? You just coat his cock ,so fucking perfectly that he can't stop himself from burying his cock deeper in you and bullying your hole.

[aydien677]

Asmodeus Headcannons 2

The greatest honour I have ever received is being consistently told my Headcannons are super in character and not reducing the cast to stereotypes. Anyway Asmo's turn, suggestive under divider thing.

Asmo reads smut at the dinner table with a straight face. Like, he's not even horny and is treating it like research. Sometimes he'll set the book down to use his hands to figure out how unrealistically big the dicks in the book are. He usually reads these to make fun of human dick standards.

Asmo actually doesn't normally read smut but rather the fluffiest romances of all time. He loves the soft domestic moments more than the sensual ones. He wants passionate love and attention rather than the lust he's been reduced to.

Asmo has been to an orgy party and hated it. He felt more used than loved making him extremely uncomfortable. He never went to another.

Asmo has a giant scorpion familiar that he loves dearly. It hangs out in his room and has a very nice little bed near the window.

Asmo's romance collection is kept in Satan's room so he doesn't accidentally get makeup or nail polish on any books.

Asmo's hands used to be extremely shaky so Lucifer let Asmo paint his nails so he could gain better control. The rest of the brothers followed suit and it became their thing.

Asmo is extremely cranky when he wakes up. It's why he's so protective of his "beauty sleep" because it's not very pretty when he wakes.

Asmo has a small collection of herbs, fine powders, and flowers, often making his own makeup and products since he often has allergic reactions to the chemicals in makeup. He sells some of it since others often face the same issue.

Asmo has a small plushie collection. Nothing big but there's a badly made ragdoll that Beel made for him when they were little. It's ugly but he's never getting rid of it.

Asmo has a cork board full with family photos and some of his own sketches of his siblings. A few of Satan, Beel, and Belphe's old drawings are on there. He is just as proud of them as Lucifer is.

Asmo sometimes teaches Luke how to do makeup and nail art. They practice on Simeon and Solomon.

Despite mainly only doing his brother's nails, Asmo also started doing Diavolo's once he realised that they are the closest thing Diavolo has to family since almost every blood relative in Diavolo's life is long gone.

Asmo has made some of his Brothers outfits, minus Satan, we don't know what Satan is doing but Asmo is letting it happen so Satan can figure himself out.

After falling, Asmo threw a rock at the sky only for it to land on his face, it was his first experience of bloodlust because he wanted someone dead.

Asmo has a small collection of tiny jewels and stained glass that he often makes crafts with.

Asmo once went to a college in the human realm to learn more about fashion. He also learned that frat parties are overrated and overstimulating.

[gracielikegrapes]

Did you see how brave she was? Even when I threatened to have her tongue out, she reminded me of the debt White Harbor owes to the Starks of Winterfell, a debt that can never be repaid. Wylla spoke from the heart ... not every woman can be as brave as my Wylla.

—Wyman Manderly

[blamebonk]

Solomon n lil teeny pact mates doodles