[buzzfeed]

[ficcyshit]

s t o p

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

[redactedc]

birth to present

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

getting made fun of for being excited about something is one of the worst feelings ever

[tylermathai]

[cherrytwizzler]

How are you?

i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[spasianlove]

😂😂 me

[lesbianrey]

doctors: don’t go off this medication suddenly!!!!

also doctors: hmm i’m going to take my damn sweet time approving your refill lol too bad if u run out?

[nekobakaz]

also doctors: you need a refill? oh, come in for an appointment that’ll be way past when u’ve run out

[lilacbreastedroller]

the pharmacist who you see every month: ummm we don’t have this lol? come back in 5 days. and take this prescription with you it is tainted and you take a Bad Drug and we are Suspicious of you

[chronicallycozy-deactivated2018]

also doctors: hmmm yeah i don’t think you need this anymore because it’s working so well you don’t have the symptoms anymore so go ahead and stop taking it suddenly

[fix-a-h3eart-today]

i figured out why i look so bad in pictures!! im ugly

[nungers-deactivated20150403]

“you’re gonna be home alone for a bit”

[harrypottersonicobama]

[michellepsychologist]

There are still good people in this world. If you can’t find one be one.

[cottoncatking]

[meggory84]

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

[spacemcclain]

Shiro: are you decent

Keith: not morally

Keith: but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you mean

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

[violent-darts]

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn