Moni in the Middle

Food, words, and a decidedly "other" perspective.

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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

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I actually don’t even remember how to use this platform lol. but like... I’m on the edge of exiting twitter and still need to social in a semi reasonable way that actually allows for genuine in the moment interaction? so.. hello again i guess?

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Already missing that jungle heat😩😤 bringing a little color fun and vacay back w me on this first Monday back🌈☀️🔥 #nofilter just #freshlytannedskin #naturalmakeuplooks https://www.instagram.com/p/BzYWW-DngTy/?igshid=wle38cvfoc7x

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Bleached, water baby. (at Xinalani Retreat) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTjSVCnAe8/?igshid=19r7bag0wbk6l

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Yeah, I missed me too😏 (at STrUTOakland A Boutique Salon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvfmkj8HDRP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xu1wgmwxw1uo

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Gave London another chance... I know, I know I said we were on a break. Relationships are complicated ok?! Also can you believe they gave that guy in the last pic a parent card? Yikes. I mean @kittyfoozel sure that is a given but this @brisycollins kid... 🤷🏽‍♀️ #ididntthinkofahashtag #orthemeforthisphotoset #wellshit #sigh https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_DGkknskx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13qy1mxrl7gi1

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First on my reading list for this month

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Here we are, another year, and apparently booktube exists

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Really, Oakland? On Christmas Eve? #goodbyeworld #christmaseveoutage (at Oakland, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrykZqOHZ1R/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vhyvtm0ogul8

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Been up since 4am building and connecting w this lady.. we have unpacked a *lot* of emotional shit and now we’re already up and at it at @farleyscoffee waiting on our @plowsf table to open up. I’ve — never? Brunched? This? Early?!?! —w my mom, SF winter 2018 (at Farley's) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrskekKnYt7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lm3jfrvdis67

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All the friends I invited to see this movie bailed on me but am I still out here? YES 👏🏽THE 👏🏽FUCK👏🏽 I 👏🏽AM👏🏽! Extra ticket and all🗣🗣 #notsorry #letsgo #16moredaysleftto2018 (at AMC Bay Street 16) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrbpRZRnxF2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bedsbd7jus5b

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Wow nature, show out then. (at Redwood Regional Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrMB8bZHNEl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=89fk8gxohe2y

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Hello 35. I guess I really will not ever be the type to wake up and make up (my face) Brought a full bag full of makeup and here I am as bare faced as ever🙅🏽‍♀️ let’s gooo (five years til 40😩😩😩) #35yearsold #wtf #howdidthishappen 🤚🏽🤚🏽 (at Sonoma, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0bUSqHX-f/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t64zx41qp17m

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Post-birthday brunching w my ladies❤️❤️😬😬💕💕💕💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 (at Boyes Hot Springs, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0arsrHySF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y7mjy1jtyjx3

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

can every cisgender man shut the fuck up

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i come on tumblr after months away and this is what i find. goodbye.

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These are *definitely* coming out this weekend 😬😬 #overit #longbraids (at Oakland, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoSRDZKgfft/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vtfof8nnp1on

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Flyer than your boyfraand (girl you don’t need him) (at Oakland, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnt4CKClo-w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lu9yj7d4evo9