I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
occasionally subtle
Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@foodisthedream
So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?
if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??
breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass
how the fuck does the sun rise without yeast
7 things you didn't know or thought about.
At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.
If you haven’t done anything to someone who hates you, it’s because they want to be like you.
Your smile can bring happiness to even a stranger.
You mean the world to someone.
If it wasn’t for you, someone may not be living.
Someone you don’t know yet, is going to love you.
1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better) 2. Then add some lemonade. 3. Stir and serve with mint. 4. Be drunk.
Y’all I was not ready for this
boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
when someone hot reblogs your selfie
This is the most accurate representation of my personality I’ve ever seen.
me: omg they're so cute i wish i knew them and could date them that it'd be nice
anyone: i can introduce u
me: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
How my cat feels about snow
the littlest nope ever
12:00 – *movie releases in theaters* 12:01 – *whole movie in gifs appear on Tumblr*
someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
