How [not] to be a human being

Great at trash talking and not much else

[dankmemeuniversity]

[takeitaway-penny]

[hyrude]

s/o to this senior lesbian who bought a $100+ oblong piece of rock from urban outfitters and told the internet that it realigned her nut chakras and that is NOT sarcasm. i love her

[xxpissdrinkerxx]

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

[memewhore]

[crawdaddykink]

Men be like “Let me just play Devil’s Advocate” like no, Shut up. You are the Devil

[animatedtext]

requested by part-of-a-generation

[poetrylesbian]

moodboard for when you’re stuck in a conversation with a man and are half-heartedly pretending to be interested while desperately figuring out how to escape and trying not to say anything that might encourage him

[poetrylesbian]

ladies…. im so sorry

[poetrylesbian]

[dogg]

[blond-shell]

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer for WWD Magazine (2019)

[latadelixo]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

Set sail bitch

[dovesnest]

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

[champagnepuppies-deactivated201]

[caseymeeks]

I never, ever want context for this.

[leerings]

NOINO ON

[badlydrawneverything]

[so-doggone-funny]

the rare avacadont

[gaynfl-moved]

is he gonna check???