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let’s eat, cutie <3

this one here is for you san, ya lil shit

#ateez #ateezselcaday #atiny #atinyselcaday #ateez san #san #choi san #the things i do for these boys #that is all #hakuna matata yo

#atinyselcaday #atiny #ateez yunho #ateezselcaday #onlyformyboys #i tried to be soft #ateez

#atinyselcaday #ateezselcaday #ateez #ateez wooyoung #onlyformyboys #nyc

crackteez

san: i’ll speak french between your legs

wooyoung: that’s the hottest thing someone’s ever said to me

yeosang: i’m just picturing someone yelling BONJOUR up your ass

jongho: SACRE BLEU MONSIEUR ASSHOLE HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

hongjoong: none of you should EVER have sex

lizardjunhee

mingi: it’s dark, i’m scared

yunho: don’t worry i’ve got it

yunho: *stomps foot* *sneakers light up*

mingi:

animatedamerican

so tonight I’m at synagogue, listening to the Purim Night reading of the Book of Esther, like you do

and near the end of this chapter my brain presents me with the following:

nooooo ooooone plots like Haman calls the shots like Haman plans a genocide by casting lots like Haman

(It only works with the Hebrew pronunciation of Haman, which, like Gaston, is accented on the second syllable.)

By the time we get home my brain has added:

for there’s none so well-favored and kingly yes, we all can be certain of that he’s so rich that his pockets are jingly and he looks really sharp in a three-cornered hat

*face in hands*

agitatedtortoise

Petition to sing this every year at Purim.

dialmformara

I shared this with my dad, and he added:

No one’s spruce as Haman, Nor abstruse as Haman; No one’s half as good tying a noose as Haman! He’ll use gallows in all of his decorating! No one else hangs as well as Haman!

animatedamerican

niiiiice

amuseoffyre

Don’t excuse that Haman Yes, accuse that Haman No one else plans to kill the Hebrews like Haman For there’s no man in town with such envy Bitter, that royal hanger-on!

gelsadrah-deactivated20170821

reading a foreign language: yeah writing in a foreign language: ok listening to a foreign language: wait speaking in a foreign language: fuck

iwanderedon

how to have soft hair: so you know the part of the shower you spend staring into the indeterminable void, so far gone into nothingness that you almost expect it to reply, fully aware of the improbability of our continued existence, dazzled and terrified by the otherworldly creatures moving in a plane beyond ours, wondering if you’re imagining the black claws closing in around you? you put the conditioner in your hair before that

mariana-runs

Becoming an adult is the most expensive life decision I didn’t make

almondarcade

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”