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[phoenixmemes]

❀   ／   A VERY POTTER MUSICAL (ACT II) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛     i  can’t  get  her  out  of  my  head  ,  and  every  time  i  look  at  her  i  have  these  pains  in  my  chest  ,  and  i  just  know  it’s  her  fault.     ❜

❛     i’m  miserable  and  all  you  can  do  is  talk  about  yourself.     ❜

❛     i  am  never  going  to  be  happy  again.     ❜

❛     well  ,  don’t  you  think  i  have  a  right  to  be  a  little  stressed  out  ?     ❜

❛     as  soon  as  you’re  out  of  the  way  ,  i’ll  be  the  coolest  kid  in  the  school.     ❜

❛     oh  ,  well  if  you  know  so  much  about  me  ,  you  should  write  a  biography.     ❜

❛     i  was  in  the  middle  of  plotting  !     ❜

❛     did  you  hear  anything  of  my  evil  plan  ?     ❜

❛     for  such  a  super  secret  spy  ,  you’re  a  terrible  liar.     ❜

❛     well  ,  if  you  can’t  help  me  ,  what  do  you  propose  we  do  ?     ❜

❛     what  do  you  want  with  a  rocket  ship  ?     ❜

❛     there’s  one  tiny  flaw  in  that  flawless  plan.     ❜

❛     what  would  zac  efron  say  at  a  time  like  this  ?     ❜

❛     i  thought  i  told  you  to  bring  beards.     ❜

❛     i  just  wanted  to  offer  you  one  more  game  of  connect  four  before  i  offend  you.     ❜

❛     well  ,  why  didn’t  you  just  take  the  girl  out  for  a  happy  meal  ?     ❜

❛     murder  leads  to  a  life  of  despair  and  desperation.     ❜

❛     you  wanna  try  something  new  ?     ❜

❛     when  i  had  him  my  life  was  fine.     ❜

❛     i  don’t  know  what  you  can  do  but  you  can  do  it  !     ❜

❛     our  love  is  all  we  need  to  make  it  through.     ❜

❛     i’m  really  nice  now  and  i  just  feel  awful  about  what  happened.     ❜

❛     could  you  argue  that  this  was  my  fault  ?     ❜

❛     do  you  want  to  kick  your  own  ass  or  should  i  do  it  for  you  ?     ❜

❛     i’ve  been  acting  like  a  real  jerk-ass  lately  ,  and  uh  ,  …  i’m  sorry.     ❜

❛     you  had  me  going  there  for  a  minute  ,  buddy.     ❜

❛     it  wouldn’t  matter  ‘cause  you’re  my  best  friend.     ❜

❛     i  would  never  do  anything  to  hurt  you.     ❜

❛     you’re  right  ,  i  am  a  traitor  because  i  am  about  to  betray  someone.     ❜

❛     even  the  unforgivable  can  be  considered  forgivable  sometimes.     ❜

❛     anyway  ,  just  came  here  to  save  your  life  ,  go  back  to  what  you  were  doing.     ❜

❛     i’ll  show  you  what  you  need  to  do.     ❜

❛     give  up  now  and  be  forgiven.     ❜

❛     you’re  not  even  going  to  fight  back  ?     ❜

❛     i  just  thought  it  might  make  me  feel  less  empty  inside     ❜

❛     there  are  some  questions  that  even  i  can’t  answer.     ❜

❛     how  many  times  do  i  have  to  kill  you  ?     ❜

❛     who  you  gonna  use  as  a  human  shield  this  time  ?     ❜

❛     i  don’t  care  about  anybody.     ❜

❛     you  think  killing  people  might  make  them  like  you  but  it  doesn’t  ,  it  just  makes  people  dead.     ❜

[roleplaymemesnthings]

Raw Lines From The Internet

"I am a monument to all your sins."

"I'll do whatever you want."

"Then perish."

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts."

"To become a god is the loneliest achievement of them all."

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

"If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have."

"If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals I will face god and walk backwards into hell."

"Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe."

Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove."

"Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?"

"Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: What am I willing to put up with today?"

"What is better: To be born a god, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

"Pick a god and pray."

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

"And remember that bad times are just times that are bad."

"Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters."

"Decay exists as an extant form of life."

"Flowers wither away. Jewelry are simply stones, decorated with fake beauty. I can give you something pure. Honest and undying love."

"Impermanence does not mean insignificance."

"Death is the ultimate destination, but we all makes stops along the way."

"And if the devil ever was to see you, he'd kiss your eyes and repent."

"Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful."

"Please be patient, god isn't finished with me yet."

"We deserve a soft epilogue, my love."

"There is no 'advocate'. Men are the devil, and when you speak it's with his tongue."

"I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile, be gentle with my corpse."

"You are a thief and a murderer. You have killed a baboon and stolen his face."

"I picked a whole fuckin' bouquet of whoopsie daisies."

"It's not that deep? Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I'm ready to dig."

"When you look at someone through rose coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

"This is hell's territory and I am beholden to no gods."

"Bury me shallow. I'll be back."

"I'd strike the sun if it insulted me."

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hcadcmpty.

          “ ed? i’ve brought treats for my favourite little kitty! ” lucy announced as she entered ed’s home, bag in hand and smile on her face. she couldn’t wait to see aslan. the cat was spoiled, treated like royalty by her; funny, she thought, given the origin of the name. but she couldn’t help it, lucy had always felt a special bond with the cat, even if he belonged to edmund. “ and i need to talk to you about something, if you’ve got the time? it’s important. ”·

                                        𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃  𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐒  𝐔𝐏  as  he  hears  his  door  open .     he  knew  that  only  his     immediate  family     had  a  key  to  their  apartment .     he  heard  lucy’s  voice  and  he  got  up  from  his  desk ,  hearing  the  tiny  pitter - patter  of  paws  against  the  wooden  floor .     aslan  was  off  to  say  hello  to  their  favorite  aunt .

          ❝     of  course  you  did .     you  know  aslan’s  going  to  get     chunky     from  your  treats ,     ❞                    he  called  out ,  walking  out  of  his  office  and  towards  the  entryway  which  was  attached  with  the  kitchen .     they  gave  lucy  a  small  smile  before  eyebrows  furrowing ,  accompanied  with  a  head  tilt .                    ❝     what  is  it ?     what’s  wrong ?     are  you     pregnant ?        ❞

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                                        𝐈𝐓  𝐖𝐀𝐒  𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐄  that  geralt  goes  into  town  but  when  he  does ,  it’s  usually  to  check  up  on  link  at  the  farmer’s  market  or  to  hang  out  with  percival .     sometimes  he’ll  do  grocery  shopping  or  get  something  that’s  needed  for  the  ranch  but  usually ,     if  link  doesn’t  mind ,     he’ll  have  him  go  do  it .     since  they  grow  their  own  food  and  raise  animals ,  it  was  pretty  easy  to  have  fresh  food  every  day  but  the  pantry  needed  to  be  stocked .                    ❝     if  you’ve  got  everything  covered ,  i’m  going  to  go  look  at  the  other  stands .     whistle  if  you  need  me ,  alright ?     ❞                    he  said ,  signing  along  and  waiting  approval  from  link  before  giving  a  small  smile  and  heading  off  to  the  other  stands .

          they  needed  some  more  potatoes  and  onions ,     possibly     some  dill  and  parsley ?     he  couldn’t  quite  remember .     the  sound  of  the  person’s  voice  was  like  hearing  a     long  lost  melody      :     a  tune  that  made  memories     once  forgotten  to  flood  back .        like  that  almost ,  though  he’s  only  heard  this  voice  in  his  recent  dreams .     head  picks  up  as  gaze  is  immediately  shifted  towards  the  area  of  where  he  heard  the  voice .              /          @linksblog2​          for  jaskier  and  geralt

[foolishtm]

# edmund from julian

RINGTONE:          one  of  julien’s  songs. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    dandelion 💐   ❫       yeah hold on, i lost my phone ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    dandelion 💐   ❫       (:

[foolishtm]

# - laura & fiona

RINGTONE:          i  wanna  be  your  girlfriend     -     girl  in  red. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    laura h   ❫       hey ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    laura h   ❫       we’ve some left over pasteries at the restaurant and we’ll just throw them out at the end of the night ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    laura h   ❫       do you want some?

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# - jack & cas

RINGTONE:          you’re  my  dad. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    dad dad dad dad dad   ❫       imma go to the pankratz for dinner tonight ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    dad dad dad dad dad   ❫       julien invited me over (:

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# steve and archie

RINGTONE:          neverending  story     -     limahl. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    steve-io   ❫       [attached:  a picture of archie in the hospital giving a thumbs up]  i think i fractured my ankle ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    steve-io   ❫       anyways the neverending story later?

[foolishtm]

# - lancelot & gwaine

RINGTONE:          bubble  pop  electric     -     gwen  stefani. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    gwaine-y boy   ❫       hey, i love you (: ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    gwaine-y boy   ❫       can you get me a coffee? i may or may not be hungover lol

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# steve and lily-mae

RINGTONE:          the  banjo  beat     -     ricky  desktop. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    hair boy   ❫       i have eaten my weight in gummy worms ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    hair boy   ❫       i have become one with the gummy worms ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    hair boy   ❫       gummy

[foolishtm]

# eleven and eleven :)

RINGTONE:          shake  it  off     -     taylor  swift. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    the best niece   ❫       hey hey hey hey hey ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    the best niece   ❫       skip school, we just got a shipment of new toys in

[foolishtm]

# rapunzel and fiona

RINGTONE:          rich  girl     -     gwen  stefani. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    punz   ❫       wake up your brothers, i’ve got plates from the restaurant that people sent back

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# merlin to arthur

RINGTONE:          fuck  you     -     lily  allen. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    annoyance   ❫       That’s definitely on your side of the family.

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# andy and fiona

RINGTONE:          the time warp     -     rocky  horror  picture  show. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    andy   ❫       SIRIUS!! ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    andy   ❫       sorry, wrong twin

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# - sirius & fiona

RINGTONE:          thriller     -     michael  jackson. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    serious   ❫       hey, did you take the killing bat? if you did i don’t have bail money.

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# ten & eleven

RINGTONE:          dance  monkey     -     tones  and  i. LAST  TEXT  MESSAGE:

❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-joooohn.   ❫       where’s joan?????? ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-joooohn.   ❫       do you know???? ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-joooohn.   ❫       HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❪    iMESSAGE   ↺    j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-joooohn.   ❫       tell joan that i’m up at the water tower again