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lockssteps

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

emmhauer

walkin-in-the-cosmos

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

greater-than-the-sword

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

illmadekn1ght

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

angelicdewdrop

how i’ve been feeling as of late

riphimopen

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

charlesoberonn

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

maviyenot

freesiadotcom

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

re-homophobic

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

killfridge

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

fuckyeahchinesefashion

The baby swans at the Old Summer Palace fell asleep on their parents’ backs (cr 展扇轻摇)

mayasaura

I'm doing my part!!

mayasaura

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.

mayasaura

Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.

Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.